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Cyburbian Plus
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Location: Northwestern Ohio
Posts: 7,863
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2010 Cyburbia Death Pool (Traditional Version)
Cyburbia Death Pool 2010
Traditional Version -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hear ye! Hear ye! Step right up, boys and girls, step right up......we are proud to pry open, for the first time ever, that tasteless and fun "slam bam, git in the dirt, m'am" thread.....The Cyburbia Death Pool 2010 Edition, Traditional Version. Come on down, join the festivities! We are absolutely positive that Calendar Year 2010 will bring us..... Folks that die that we expected to die. Folks that die that we did not expect to die. Real surprise deaths. Folks that didn't die and we expected them to die. Folks that didn't die and we "wanted" them to die. Note that there are tons of internet sites that offer recommendations for these excursions into Grim Reaper territory. Start doing your homework. Check those sites. Tune into pop programs that discuss the "serious" nature of so-and-so's cancer. Wipe off your crystal balls. ![]() With a little more than a month and a half to go, the 2009 version is a bit of a Cyburbian Horse Race. The New Year will bring on the crowning of a new champion and those who participate in the 2010 Pool will be "off and running"......or, at the very least, carving some grave markers. The Rules This Bear will moderate, because nobody else seems to want this grave job. Not a problem if I do it again.....not a problem if somebody else jumps in and volunteers to moderate. Remember, as a moderator your responsibility is to provide scoring updates, periodically. The Death Pool Moderator will also provide a final call on any questionable death or situation. (Hardly ever happens!) You are allowed 10 picks. You are also allowed to indicate in your posting that you have alternate picks if one of the choices on your 2009 list actually croaks in the last 30-some days of 2009. Strongly encourage folks to make their list but do not submit it until near the final bell. Makes it easier on the moderator. This thread will close near-midnight on December 31, 2009. Early in 2010, another thread will creak open (like the casket in a scary movie). That will be the UPDATE thread. It will be the "catch-all" for 2010 deaths, comments about those deaths, and the periodic (usually every quarter) standings update. Traditional Version There was some discussion among regulars that the rules should be changed for the 2010 Pool. Suggestions included awarding points for younger age deaths, etc. Some different options were presented. Strongly recommend that any one of those "change suggestors" start a second 2010 Pool, without the "Traditional" tag. This pool will remain as it was. _____ Now get your shovels and start digging !!! ".....a tisket, a tasket......who's gonna be in the casket?....." _____ Bear
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq, Cyburbia, and the Asian countries,so we will be able to build up our future - Best sentence ever! |
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Cyburbian Plus
![]() Registered: May 2003
Location: Northwestern Ohio
Posts: 7,863
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Tick Tick Tick
The clock is ticking. Thanksgiving and December just around the corner. Remember to start researching your picks for the 2010 pool.
Bear
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq, Cyburbia, and the Asian countries,so we will be able to build up our future - Best sentence ever! |
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BANNED
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 8,931
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Cyburbian Plus
![]() Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Cone of Uncertainty
Posts: 12,012
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SAW
Come on now he wouldn't do that ?
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Cyburbian
Registered: Jun 2009
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
Posts: 576
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Here are my picks:
1. Phyllis Diller 2. Dolores Hope (wife of Bob Hope) 3. Don Rickles 4. Dennis Hopper 5. Jimmy Carter 6. Zsa Zsa Gabor 7. Andy Rooney 8. JD Salinger 9. Kirk Douglas 10. Ernest Borgnine Alternates in case someone dies before 2010: Betty White Olivia de Havilland
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"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Golden Valley MN
Posts: 642
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01. Zell Miller
02. John Waters 03. Rip Taylor 04. Bobby "the Brain" Heenan 05. Arthur Laffer 06. Rona Barrett 07. Phyllis Schlafly 08. Paul Volker 09. Aretha Franklin 10. David Brenner Alternates, just in case Charlie Callas Allen Sues
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Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent. -Larry Wall |
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Cyburbian ne plus ultra
![]() Registered: Jul 2006
Location: Slightly Off-Center
Posts: 3,716
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My All-International/All-Political List for 2010
1. Kim Jong-il 2. Margaret Thatcher 3. Fidel Castro 4. Juan Antonio Samaranche 5. Vicente Fox 6. John Turner 7. Malcolm Fraser 8. Yasuhiro Nakasone 9. Nelson Mandela 10. Valéry Giscard d'Estaing Alternates: 1. Queen Elizabeth II 2. Raul Castro
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"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.” - Stealers Wheel |
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Cyburbian Plus
![]() Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Can I get my glass topped off?
Posts: 12,628
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Tell us all how that rash is responding to treatment?
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Chairman of the bored
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: on my 15 minute break
Posts: 9,276
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2010 Picks
1. Hamid Karzai 2. Jimmy Carter 3. Kirk Douglas 4. Andy Rooney 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. George Blanda 7. Arnold Palmer 8. Fidel Castro 9. Eli Wallach 10. Yitzhak Shamir Last edited by Maister; 2009-12-09 at 02:24 PM. Reason: replaced GHB with NFL great Blanda |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Oct 2007
Location: Way out there
Posts: 173
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I can't believe you guys are picking Andy Rooney. I had him pegged for better than a decade, but he just kept rolling along. I gave up on him in the mid-90s.
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White Tile Goddess
![]() Registered: Sep 1999
Location: Redneck City, FL
Posts: 10,960
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Cher
Helen Thomas Camilla Barbara Bush Oral Roberts Mike Wallace James Taylor Hal Holbrook Prince Phillip Leonard Nimoy alternates: Rosalynn Carter Mick Jagger |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Appleton, Wisconsin
Posts: 2,964
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My list of those who will see daylight on 2010-01-01 and not see daylight on 2011-01-01 are:
-Robert Byrd (USSenator) -Margaret Thatcher (ex UK Prime Minister) -Charles 'Chuck' Yeager (Major General-USAF (retired)) -Michael Moore (No idea) -Fidel Castro (Blowhard dictator) -Raul Castro (Understudy) -Jimmy Carter (ex USA President) -John Wooden (Retired college basketball coach) -Paul Hornung (Retired NFL player) -Robert Bork (USA federal judge) If any decide that they'd rather not see daylight on 2010-01-01, I'll post any needed alternates. Mike |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Jun 2009
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
Posts: 576
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Looks like there's going to be some "stiff" competition.
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"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Feb 2009
Location: Blacksburg, VA
Posts: 197
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1. Pete Seeger
2. Mickey Rooney 3. Nancy Reagan 4. Robert Byrd 5. Dick Van Dyke 6. Stan Musial 7. Mikhail Kalashnikov 8. Dick Cheney 9. Jerry Lewis 10. Alan Greenspan Alternates: Willie Nelson, Howard Zinn
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Member
Registered: Dec 2009
Location: Byro
Posts: 1
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10. Margaret Thatcher
9. Kim Jong Il 8. Fidel Castro 7. B.B. King 6. Hulk Hogan 5. Mickey Rooney 4. Billy Graham 3. Zsa Zsa Gabor 2. Elizabeth Taylor 1. Nelson Mandela Alt: Rush Limbaugh |
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Cyburbian Plus
![]() Registered: Aug 2005
Location: meh.
Posts: 4,274
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1. Kirk Douglas
2. Muhammad Ali 3. Elizabeth Taylor 4. Richard Simmons 5. Dolores Hope (Bob’s wife) 6. Dick Clark 7. Ariel Sharon 8. Steve Jobs 9. Annette Funicello 10. Art Linkletter Alternate: Nelson Mandela & Betty Ford |
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Forums Administrator & Gallery Moderator
Registered: Apr 1996
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 7,013
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1) Fidel Castro
2) George HW Bush 3) Neil Simon 4) Kirk Douglas 5) Phyllis Diller 6) Betty White 7) Cloris Leachman 8) Larry Hagman 9) Stan Musial 10) Maya Angelou
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"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund |
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Texan Born, Okie Bent
![]() Registered: Jun 2007
Location: Greater Austin
Posts: 1,969
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10. Margaret Thatcher (former UK PM)
9. Doris Day (US singer/actress) 8. Wilford Brimley (US actor) 7. Jack Welch (US businessman) 6. Elizabeth Taylor (US actress) 5. Dick Van Dyke (US actor and comedian) 4. Robert Byrd (US Senator -WV) 3. Michael J. Fox (US/Canadian actor) 2. James Garner (US actor) 1. Jimmy Carter (former US president) * Alternate - Mary Tyler Moore (US actress) |
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Cyburbian
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I always feel a little guilty about hoping certain well-known people are going to take a dirt nap.
Which is why I never choose a celebrity that I like, even if I think he or she might take a dirt nap in the coming year. Here's hoping Dennis Hopper, Kirk Douglas, James Garner and B.B. King cheat the Grim Reaper another year. Elizabeth Taylor Robert Byrd Fidel Castro Steve Jobs Art Linkletter Kim Jong Il Mickey Rooney Nancy Reagan Mike Wallace Eli Wallach Alternative: Ernest Borgnine
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"So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Feb 2009
Location: Blacksburg, VA
Posts: 197
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For a Cyburbia death pool, I'm surprised no one (myself included) has mentioned Robert E. Simon, founder of Reston, VA. He'll be 96 next year...
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Process and dismissal. Shelter and location. Everybody wants somewhere. |
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Cyburbian
Registered: May 2005
Location: Wichita, Kansas
Posts: 445
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My 2010 picks
1. Nancy Reagan 2. Mikeil Saakashvili (President of Georgia) 3. Viktor Yushchenko (President of Ukrainia) 4. Fidel Castro 5. Jerry Lewis 6. BB King 7. Britney Spears 8. Dave Chappelle 9. Jesse Ventura 10. The Internet Alternate: America
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White Tile Goddess
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Location: Redneck City, FL
Posts: 10,960
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Oral Roberts didn't have the decency to make it another 16 days... sigh.... so I have to revise my list by one:
Cher Helen Thomas Camilla Barbara Bush Mick Jagger Mike Wallace James Taylor Hal Holbrook Prince Phillip Leonard Nimoy Alternates: Rosalynn Carter BB King |
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BANNED
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 8,931
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Oral Roberts died? OMG I need to make a happy dance.
EDIT: Holy Crap ZG is gonna win |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Near Madness
Posts: 317
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Death Pool Picks
1.Queen Elizabeth II
2. Fidel Castro 3. Kim Jong-il 4.Robert Byrd 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. Chuck Berry 7. Tiger Woods--he wore himself out in bed. 8. Tea Baggers |
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Cyburbian
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Appleton, Wisconsin
Posts: 2,964
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