Things you would never find in a conservatives house. - Cyburbia Forums

~~Starring_Emma~~ · 2010-07-30, 01:41 AM

porno magazines and videos
ouija boards and tarot cards
tofu
anal lube
a rainbow flag
Ted Kennedy's dead girlfriend in your goldfish pond
a White House intern's blue dress with Bill Clinton's semen on it
illegal Mexicans mowing the lawn and cleaning the pool
a hybrid car

Mastiff · 2010-07-30, 01:47 AM

Damn... I only scored a 2 of 10.

And for you who immediately think #1 and #4, go to Hades!

Duke Of Dystopia · 2010-07-30, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Mastiff

Damn... I only scored a 2 of 10.

And for you who immediately think #1 and #4, go to Hades!

Where was your #10, because I only counted 9.

Did you notice that of his 9 items, Starring_Emma Mentioned:

Sex 4 times
Gay sex twice
Forign influence twice
The ocult
Rediculous statements regarding transportation
Zombies, breaking an entering, murder, littering, and cruelty to animals (all in one act)

He said "anal" he better go pray or something!

I would have said something like:

The complete unedited works of Karl Marx
Pink Dress shirt
On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin

Mastiff · 2010-07-30, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Duke Of Dystopia

Where was your #10, because I only counted 9.

Did you notice that of his 9 items, Starring_Emma Mentioned:

She won't get this... like she hasn't gotten anything else. If she really is a young person, she hasn't been brainwashed... they took it out for dry cleaning. Her positions are crystal clear, but her reasoning for them is non-existent.

She's like a message board heavy bag. It's not a fight, you don't need any good moves, it's just exercise.

Planit · 2010-07-30, 08:28 AM

Sarah Palin dart board
I "heart" Obama sign
VW micro-bus fueled by bio-fuel
windchimes and dreamcatchers

Ms. Emma; I think you're wrong in your original post, particularly with numbers 1, 4, 7 & 8. Just check with a few famous religious conservatives named Jerry F, Pat R., Jim B. to begin with.

off-topic sort-of:
In my Methodist sunday school classes and church services, I was always taught to beleive that Jesus taught us tolerance and compassion for our fellow man, not hatred and judgement.

Hink_Planner · 2010-07-30, 08:30 AM

Wow... we haven't had anyone like this around these parts for a long time... what a great surprise for a Friday....

I will add -

- Blue Collared Shirts
- Social Security Checks
- Compassion
- Diversity

PlannerGirl · 2010-07-30, 08:32 AM

I am guessing no "National Geographic" as there are those shameful free wheeling evil boobies in the photos.

Queen B · 2010-07-30, 09:23 AM

PlannerGirl, just about spit my coffee...

TexanOkie · 2010-07-30, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Starring_Emma

porno magazines and videos
ouija boards and tarot cards
tofu
anal lube
a rainbow flag
Ted Kennedy's dead girlfriend in your goldfish pond
a White House intern's blue dress with Bill Clinton's semen on it
illegal Mexicans mowing the lawn and cleaning the pool
a hybrid car

Let me preface this by saying I am a strong conservative - perhaps one of the most conservative in these forums.

1- Conservatives don't do the whole pron mag & video thing. However, they're much more likely to use it. It's just all done on the internet because of the anonymity, cheap/free access, and easy hiding capability.

2- Conservatives may have tofu on hand on occasion for stir-fry nights at the family table.

3- You're actually more likely to find illegal aliens doing the landscaping and cleaning the pool at a conservative's residence than a liberal's.

4- Conservatives are embracing hybrid pickups really quick. It's not a car, and it's done to save money on gas, not to save the environment, but still...

luckless pedestrian · 2010-07-30, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Queen B

PlannerGirl, just about spit my coffee...

Off-topic:

OMG me too

TexanOkie · 2010-07-30, 09:53 AM

Off-topic:

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Originally posted by Planit

In my Methodist sunday school classes and church services, I was always taught to beleive that Jesus taught us tolerance and compassion for our fellow man, not hatred and judgement.

You are correct, sir. Except perhaps instead of "tolerance and compassion", forgiveness and compassion. You're spot on about the no hatred or judgement, though.

For example (red = Jesus' words)

Quote:

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." - Matthew 7:1-2

Quote:

"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." - Luke 6:37

Quote:

"You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things." - Romans 2:1

Quote:

Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it. There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you—who are you to judge your neighbor?" - James 4:11-12

And this is just a sampling...

Duke Of Dystopia · 2010-07-30, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by TexanOkie

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4- Conservatives are embracing hybrid pickups really quick. It's not a car, and it's done to save money on gas, not to save the environment, but still...

And THAT is the gist of so many arguments. Use selfishness to save the world, not wreck it.

Take the subsidies away from big oil and stop subsidizing new pavement. Then watch what would happen.

Wind power and solar suddenly are competitive with petroleum (not quite, but almost)
smaller more dense housing
less expensive cars
more bike / ped trips
more mass transit

Back on topic now!

OOO! OOH! Bus ticket stubs! Conservatives feel mass transit is useless!

EEWWW! Ride mass transit with the unwashed masses?

Dan · 2010-07-30, 10:37 AM

Is that an economic or social conservative?

imaplanner · 2010-07-30, 11:08 AM

Things you would never find in a conservatives house.

A science book

rcgplanner · 2010-07-30, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by imaplanner

Things you would never find in a conservatives house.

A science book

Bazinga! That about made me spit my coffee out.

Maister · 2010-07-30, 11:38 AM

Moderator note:

Okay guys, she's gone now and can't respond. I'm going to close this thread.

2010-07-30, 01:47 AM	#2
Mastiff Gunfighter Registered: Oct 2001 Location: Middle of a Dusty Street Posts: 5,033	Damn... I only scored a 2 of 10. And for you who immediately think #1 and #4, go to Hades! __________________ ----------------------------------------------------------------- C'mon and get me you twist of fate I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny If you want to talk well then I'll relate If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

2010-07-30, 08:28 AM	#5
Planit Cyburbian Registered: Mar 2005 Location: first road on the right behind the cemetery Posts: 2,839	Sarah Palin dart board I "heart" Obama sign VW micro-bus fueled by bio-fuel windchimes and dreamcatchers Ms. Emma; I think you're wrong in your original post, particularly with numbers 1, 4, 7 & 8. Just check with a few famous religious conservatives named Jerry F, Pat R., Jim B. to begin with. off-topic sort-of: In my Methodist sunday school classes and church services, I was always taught to beleive that Jesus taught us tolerance and compassion for our fellow man, not hatred and judgement. __________________ "People ask me what I do in the winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby

2010-07-30, 08:30 AM	#6
Hink_Planner 27 years to retirement, thanks opers Registered: Jan 2005 Location: Hang on Sloopy...land Posts: 1,146	Wow... we haven't had anyone like this around these parts for a long time... what a great surprise for a Friday.... I will add - - Blue Collared Shirts - Social Security Checks - Compassion - Diversity __________________ A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

2010-07-30, 08:32 AM	#7
PlannerGirl Super Moderator Registered: Mar 2002 Location: Va Posts: 4,567	I am guessing no "National Geographic" as there are those shameful free wheeling evil boobies in the photos. __________________ "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

2010-07-30, 09:23 AM	#8
Queen B Cyburbian Registered: Mar 2003 Location: "Somewhere in the middle" Posts: 2,881	PlannerGirl, just about spit my coffee... __________________ It is all a matter of perspective!!!

2010-07-30, 01:41 AM	#1
~~Starring_Emma~~ BANNED Registered: Jul 2010 Location: Baltimore, Maryland Posts: 35	Things you would never find in a conservatives house. porno magazines and videos ouija boards and tarot cards tofu anal lube a rainbow flag Ted Kennedy's dead girlfriend in your goldfish pond a White House intern's blue dress with Bill Clinton's semen on it illegal Mexicans mowing the lawn and cleaning the pool a hybrid car

2010-07-30, 10:37 AM	#13
Dan Cyburbia Administrator Registered: Mar 1996 Location: Buffalo, New York Posts: 10,020 Blog entries: 3	Is that an economic or social conservative? __________________ Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

2010-07-30, 11:08 AM	#14
imaplanner Cyburbian Registered: May 2004 Location: Far away from sanity Posts: 2,785	Things you would never find in a conservatives house. A science book __________________ All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer!