How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public? - Page 3 - Cyburbia Forums

Dan · 2010-08-02, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Duke Of Dystopia

God is a sexist bastard!

He created BOOBS for adam to play with...... TWICE!

The first time he created LILITH, but that didn't go to well. She didn't like her boobs played with, even though they were perfect (God created them after all)! The sex between LILITH and adam was quite uncomfortable

. She wanted to be in charge and on top.

Adam felt that the vine she used to tie the giant zucchini to her waist was uncomfortable when she would push to hard.

So adam whined to god, and asked to trade her in for a more gentle, docile, younger model

. God Acquiesced and created Eve. This time God made adam pay for his sex by removing body parts. As adam lay whining during recovery, God told adam to get over it, next time he would have to give up a whole leg and a testicle for a new bimbo

.

Adam got his wish, only God had a sense of humor. Not only did he get to maim adam as a practical joke, he also cursed him with the first truly modern woman. A woman who would flutter her eyes and say "OOOOHHH YYESSS ADAM! Whatever you say Adam!", knowing full damn well she would NEVER listen to a damn word he said!

Three days later when adam wasn't around, Eve took the first opportunity to talk to the next tom, dick, and Lucifer

. One offer for a free meal later, and she is hiding behind adam telling God that if her husband would ONLY have spent more time with her, there would be no reason to be mad at them

.

Truly understanding anger and frustration for the first time, god kicked them out of the apartment. Which was a shame because they were some really great digs!

Quoted again, because of it's epicness.

I get the impression Eve was a 34B. Maybe a smallish C, depending on the humidity. She probably resembled a Playboy Playmate of the early 1970s; iron-straight hair, and no silicone or saline.

Maister · 2010-08-02, 09:01 AM

I always figured Eve to be a 34C.

Ever notice how opinions often differ based on one's gender as to what qualifies as a 'huge rack'? Maybe because women have to carry 'em around they're more apt to permit lower numbers and letters to qualify.

Duke Of Dystopia · 2010-08-02, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by Maister

I always figured Eve to be a 34C.

Ever notice how opinions often differ based on one's gender as to what qualifies as a 'huge rack'? Maybe because women have to carry 'em around they're more apt to permit lower numbers and letters to qualify.

Whatever the rack size, they would be PERFECT in shape, feel and "Buoyancy". If they had never been kicked out, would never have needed a bra to maintain their god created beauty.

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Originally posted by JSWANEK

Perhaps G-d should have stopped at His Shekinah, nu?

What is "Shekinah, nu" ?

Veloise · 2010-08-02, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by Dan

...I get the impression Eve was a 34B. Maybe a smallish C, depending on the humidity. ....

IME climate is not a factor.

HTH

SW MI Planner · 2010-08-02, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Veloise

IME climate is not a factor.

HTH

I was going to say the same thing

If so, I need to avoid any trips to places with humidty higher than MI. Which pretty much restricts me to Canada.

ofos · 2010-08-02, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Veloise

IME climate is not a factor.

HTH

Although I can only base my conclusions on years of observation in the field

, I'd suggest that gravity is much more of a factor than humidity.

Dan · 2010-08-02, 05:06 PM

What about men who go commando? Especially if they're sitting down, wearing shorts, and sitting spread eagle?

ofos · 2010-08-02, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Dan

What about men who go commando? Especially if they're sitting down, wearing shorts, and sitting spread eagle?

I am so glad that Chet isn't with us now. Dan, get in out of the sun, you're starting to hallucinate!

Duke Of Dystopia · 2010-08-02, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Dan

What about men who go commando? Especially if they're sitting down, wearing shorts, and sitting spread eagle?

Are you STILL wearing those short shorts from the 70's?

luckless pedestrian · 2010-08-02, 05:37 PM

this makes me regret not becoming a mod when I was asked

Veloise · 2010-08-02, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Dan

What about men who go commando? Especially if they're sitting down, wearing shorts, and sitting spread eagle?

Herewith the dress code for the Stanfest this Saturday.

Zoning Goddess · 2010-08-02, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Dan

What about men who go commando? Especially if they're sitting down, wearing shorts, and sitting spread eagle?

Yeah, we sometimes have that issue here on weekends when RJ takes a nap in his favorite chair.

I never wear a bra with t-shirts (which nowadays is almost every day), unless they're white. Haven't since college. Hate 'em with the heat and humidity here. However, I always wear appropriate undergarments when buying clothes, seeing the doctor, etc. RJ swears nothing is hanging too low.

RichmondJake · 2010-08-03, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Zoning Goddess

..... RJ swears nothing is hanging too low.

Those puppies are as smooth and firm as honeydew melons. They're not going anywhere. You sure they're not augmented?

The One · 2010-08-03, 07:34 PM

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JNA · 2010-08-04, 09:01 PM

Wildlife -

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2010-08-02, 05:06 PM	#57
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2010-08-03, 07:34 PM	#64
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2010-08-02, 09:01 AM	#52
Maister Chairman of the bored Registered: Feb 2004 Location: on my 15 minute break Posts: 9,248	I always figured Eve to be a 34C. Ever notice how opinions often differ based on one's gender as to what qualifies as a 'huge rack'? Maybe because women have to carry 'em around they're more apt to permit lower numbers and letters to qualify.

2010-08-02, 05:37 PM	#60
luckless pedestrian seriously? Registered: Aug 2005 Location: just let me explain Posts: 5,147	this makes me regret not becoming a mod when I was asked