The new year is just around the corner, and despite what a few weirdos among our species think, the Mayans never said anything about the world ending tomorrow, and even if they had (which they didn't damn it!) that prophecy would be just as wrong as all the other ridiculous doomsday prophecies we have all survived without incident. So, without further digression, let's plan our 2013 resolutions!
1. I have resolved to start working out again. For real this time.
2. I have resolved to become a better gardener.
3. I have resolved to finally learn more about birds.
How about the rest of you?