Super Amputee Cat wrote:
Places not worth caring about are places that are nothing more than automibile-choked suburban Hellholes with absolutely no redemeeming qualities whatsoever. Typically they have endless crudscapes of postwar suburban architecture such as fast food fry pits, auto-dealerships, jive-plastic bunker houses, tanning salons, and shopping malls. They also may have any or all of the following characteristics.
-Seperation of uses, forcing you to drive everywhere. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-Clogged roads at every turn. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-Exponential post-war population growth. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-Yuppiefied subdivision names such as Sea Bisquit Court. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-No discernable downtown. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-Large numbers of collector roads. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-High proportions of SUVs E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-More asphalt than grass. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
-No houses built before 1950. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois.
-FuXXed up teenagers hanging around the mall all day, spending their $50 allowence given to them by their equally fuXXed brain-dead parents who drop them off in their SUV so they can buy Britney Spears records and Tommy Hilfinger Jeans. E. G. Orland Park, Illinois
Having a Starbucks, Wal-Mart, TGIFs, Ruby Tuesday, and Applebee's also increase the likelihood that you live in a place not worth caring about.