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    Cyburbian Wannaplan?'s avatar
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    Me Plan Pretty

    Good bye!



    Get out of my universe. Me plan pretty. Look at my neighborhood. I wrote master plan. And zoning ordinance. Me allow plasma and blood donation centers in middle of suburban neighborhood. Me show you:



    What about you? In Bizarro Neighborhood, what makes sense? Me read Super List of Planning Jargon thread. Me sense you happy, not frustrated. Me want you to be uncreative. So please, show or tell me what make sense in Bizarro Neighborhood. Me update master plan and zoning ordinance then.

    Hello and thank you for staying away. Please don't come again soon.

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    I suppose this is the risk you take when your commercial district permits both retail and medical offices.

    All these years the people said he’s actin’ like a kid.
    He did not know he could not fly, so he did.
    - - Guy Clark, "The Cape"

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    Welcome to Bizarro Buffalo!



    Look! It lifestyle center, with store affluent Bizarro Buffalonian love, like Restoration Hardware, Crate and Barrel and P.F. Chang's! National business flocking to open store in Bizarro Buffalo! Lifestyle center everywhere in suburban Bizarro Buffalo.



    Wow! New urbanism in Bizarro Buffalo! Bizarro Buffalo developer are leader in adopting innovative planning concept, like new urbanism.



    Wow! Check out the development along Bizarro Buffalo River. Bizarro Buffalonian love Starbucks.





    Check out yuppie gentrify Bizarro East Side of Bizarro Buffalo!





    Wow! Bizarro Buffalo is home to growing number of young professional. Seem like all that move to Bizarro Buffalo come from Bizarro North Carolina, especially Bizarro Charlotte.
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Originally posted by Dan
    Welcome to Bizarro Buffalo!


    Me like Bizarro Buffalo!

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    Cyburbia Administrator Dan's avatar
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    Next, we visit Bizarro Cyburbianites.

    Meet bizarro El Guapo.



    Here bizarro El Feo.



    Bizrro jorbanb look like madman.



    Bizarro REM like rugby.

    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Bizarro Providence, shown below, is New England's largest city with 5 million residents. It is considered "the Hub" of the region and its elected officials care deeply for the public interest. Its high speed transit and public schools are the envy of the nation. Suburban residents are known as PIMBY's - "please . . .in my backyard!"



    Bizarro Boston, shown below, is the "little brother" city. It has all the minor league sports teams. Its residents say "at least its affordable," as they commute for over an hour into Providence through hellish traffic jams.


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    Bizzaro Boiker and Mendelman

    Bizzaro Boiker drink lots and womanize. Bizzaro Mendelman party all night and yell loud.



    Both belong to frat: Bizzaro Bizzaro Bizzaro
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Me take trip to Pyongyang with El Guapo! We learn good planning techniques.


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    Bizarro El Feo sad. Real El Feo curious. Why Bizarro El Feo just small red x?
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Unfrozen Caveman Planner mendelman's avatar
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    Real El Feo,

    check properties of Bizzaro El Feo little red x and you have hint.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

    Six seasons and a movie!

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    Cyburbian El Feo's avatar
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    Thanks, Mendelman.

    Bizarro El Feo will see you at the next Meetup!
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Me like news: Bush Plans Missions to the Moon, Mars.



    Me be first to make humane lunar settlement - Moontropolis!


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