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    El Guapo wrote:
    Didn't you start your acting career under the nom deplume of “Johnny Staff”
    You know the porn name game, right? Use your middle name and the street you grew up on - I'm "David Cambridge". A solid porn name for sure!

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    El Guapo wrote:
    Perhaps Avatars featuring great Porn Actors are in order.
    Only if they are fully clothed. Sorry, but I gotta' have at least some standards here.

    Oh my God ... she's showing her eyes!
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    bturk wrote:


    You know the porn name game, right? Use your middle name and the street you grew up on - I'm "David Cambridge". A solid porn name for sure!
    Mine's John Redwood.

    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    Im here

    been out doing the dating thing a good bit-being dainty as hell too!

    Box seats at the Symphony with long black flowy skirt and low cut sweater. Find dinner, find date and lots of dainty fun.

    lets see i paint my finger and toe nails almost every day, i shave, get my hair done, go for massages and keep my date book on a Palm pilot that syncs up with my cell and computer. is that dainty enough?

    I have long curly red hair and usualy wear some sort of heels. Long nails, manicured hands and a nice collection of PVC

    Just ignore the hikeing boots, flanal shirts and earth godess type t-shirts i wear to DuPont Cir.

    And hey my avatar IS Angelina, she can be rough and dainty in my book

    Danielle
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Porn Name:

    Warren Omega

    Dad was military and I was too - so I have moved a lot.

    Other porn name options include:

    Warren Sycamore
    Warren Gilkey
    Warren Pick
    Warren Cardinal
    Warren Marion
    Warren Kafertaller Strasse
    Warren Funari
    Warren Water
    Warren 6th Avenue
    Warren Washington
    Warren 21st Street


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    Philip LaSalle.

    Other options ...

    Philip Majestic Ridge
    Philip University
    Philip Lemay
    Philip Mississippi
    Philip Quitman

    Could be worse if I grew up in Amherst, New York, where a plurality of street names evoke an idealized colonial New England. Imagine ...

    Philip Carriage House
    Philip Gaslight
    Philip President's Walk
    Philip Old Forge
    Philip Old Post
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    Dan,

    That sounds like a Canadian Porn Star's name! Eh?

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    Another Red Green fan?

    KMateja - try shrinking the file size as Dan mentioned, but I had a problem with my firewall. I need to disable it before sending an image.

    I grew up on Michael Manor - yes, they named the street for me, even if it was more than a decade before I was born. Still the best choice, though, since the other choices would be University Avenue, Janesville Street, Howard Road, etc.

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    Re: Dan,

    El Guapo wrote:
    That sounds like a Canadian Porn Star's name! Eh?
    That would be "Gordy LaSalle." Mom's from Brampton, Dad's from Sherbrooke. Gordy gets paid in Canadian Tire dollars for his tireless work in such films as "Tim Whoreton's," "Debbie Does Dundas," and "The Toronto T****e Commission."
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Get it over with Dan!

    Come on. No one is going to think less of you. Come out of the closet and admit you're really a CANADIAN! The whole Buffalo thing is a ruse. What is your true immigration status?

    Are you a refugee from the transborder porn wars Dan (as if that is your real name)?


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    More on the topic of porn names

    The other one I've heard is your middle name + your childhood pet's name. In that case, I'm

    David Prince
    or
    David Hombre
    or
    David Cadbury

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    Every thread...

    ...eventually turns to the subject of lesbians (aka Dutch Rugby), porn, drinking, or the wholesale slaughter of felines. Yes- It’s good to be a planner.

    This photo was taken somewhere in the blue-pink transition zone - near GIFF and BTurk.

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    Stripper Name

    Jo Jones is my stripper name, by your criteria, but I've also heard that it your first pet and first street, so then I would be Tippi Jones. Alas, I don't think I'll get far with either.

    As for the jpegs, unlike some of you addicts, I don't have photo shop. Which is probably just as well, because some of you guys need a 12 step to get over your photoshops habits and my addiction to green tea is keeping me busy enough.

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    I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so...

    I am 86% confident that I am in fact, a man. My fiancee is greatly relieved, although I must admit to having a brief lesbian fantasy before the results were finalized...

    I'm either Brian Dunlop or Brian Wembley.

    Uh... the Fluffy Dunlop/Wembley possibility disturbs me - maybe I better take the test again.

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    Re: I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so...

    NHPlanner wrote:
    86% Confidence
    Tranplanner wrote:
    86%
    Must be the magic number for engaged male planners living in sin to be married this summer. :p

    And using the pet/street formula I'm an evern more pornical Trapper Redwood.
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    Speaking of weddings...

    You may wish to post an invitation here or in the kiosk - Cyburbia schwag might find its way to the weddings! Hint Hint

    When my wife and I got hitched - the insert map in the invitations was glorious color on photo stock and was entitled: A blessed union of Geographers - the map supplement.

    Don't worry we won't show up drunk AND naked at your receptions.



    Pardon this pornical announcement:

    If I could choose my own porn name - Harry Tripod

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    Re: Speaking of weddings...

    El Guapo wrote:
    You may wish to post an invitation here or in the kiosk - Cyburbia schwag might find its way to the weddings! Hint Hint

    When my wife and I got hitched - the insert map in the invitations was glorious color on photo stock and was entitled: A blessed union of Geographers - the map supplement.

    Don't worry we won't show up drunk AND naked at your receptions.
    We're actually just sticking a URL in the invitations...directing people to a website with directions and information. I'd post the link...but it isn't finished yet.
    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    Too funny...

    My porn name?

    Bare Carver

    How did they know?!
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Porn name

    let's see Lee (un-named gravel road) or the alternate version Lee Jake.

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    Please don't hurt me, Emma ...

    Not dainty.



    Not dainty.



    Definitely not dainty.



    Yes, that is a woman.
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    OK the chick in the orange pants scares me!

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    Is that the women's lumberjacking contest? Reminds me of a joke about Paul Smith's College in the Adirondacks (where lots and lots of forestry types go)- Paul Smiths - Where the men are men, and so are the women.

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    Hmm.. let's see...the street's I lived on:

    Drew Whitacre. OK
    Drew Sylvanwood. Nah!
    Drew Royer. Sounds like an anchorman
    Drew Slater. I like it!
    Drew O'Connell. Ditto. Where's Brittney (O'Connell not Spears)
    Drew Douglas. Doesn't do anything for me
    Drew Harley. I think I'll go with this one

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    And they're 80% confident that I'm a man. That's the second time I've fooled a computer program...
    Glorious Technicolor, Breath-Taking CinemaScope and Stereophonic Sound!

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    Ok, this thread has turned away from the 'dainty' question, but as a female planner, I have to give some input!

    As I said, I am a female planner. I am engaged to be married this October (to a man), so hence, I am not a lesbian. I shave my legs, paint my nails, wear makeup. I think I am a very friendly and likeable person.

    BUT...

    I do not wear skirts or dresses to work, and definately no nylons. Wearing girly clothes is not conducive to working outside in the field. I swear like a sailor (only when I have to of course!), and drink beer. Don't smoke for what it's worth, nor fight - I'm a lover

    I think it is dangerous to be dainty in a field like this. People (co-workers, developers, public, etc.), try to get everything they can out of you. I try to be very nice, but definately not a pushover.

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