You know the porn name game, right? Use your middle name and the street you grew up on - I'm "David Cambridge". A solid porn name for sure!El Guapo wrote:
Didn't you start your acting career under the nom deplume of “Johnny Staff”
You know the porn name game, right? Use your middle name and the street you grew up on - I'm "David Cambridge". A solid porn name for sure!El Guapo wrote:
Didn't you start your acting career under the nom deplume of “Johnny Staff”
Only if they are fully clothed. Sorry, but I gotta' have at least some standards here.El Guapo wrote:
Perhaps Avatars featuring great Porn Actors are in order.
Oh my God ... she's showing her eyes!
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Mine's John Redwood.bturk wrote:
You know the porn name game, right? Use your middle name and the street you grew up on - I'm "David Cambridge". A solid porn name for sure!
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
Im here
been out doing the dating thing a good bit-being dainty as hell too!
Box seats at the Symphony with long black flowy skirt and low cut sweater. Find dinner, find date and lots of dainty fun.
lets see i paint my finger and toe nails almost every day, i shave, get my hair done, go for massages and keep my date book on a Palm pilot that syncs up with my cell and computer. is that dainty enough?
I have long curly red hair and usualy wear some sort of heels. Long nails, manicured hands and a nice collection of PVC
Just ignore the hikeing boots, flanal shirts and earth godess type t-shirts i wear to DuPont Cir.
And hey my avatar IS Angelina, she can be rough and dainty in my book
Danielle
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Warren Omega
Dad was military and I was too - so I have moved a lot.
Other porn name options include:
Warren Sycamore
Warren Gilkey
Warren Pick
Warren Cardinal
Warren Marion
Warren Kafertaller Strasse
Warren Funari
Warren Water
Warren 6th Avenue
Warren Washington
Warren 21st Street
Philip LaSalle.
Other options ...
Philip Majestic Ridge
Philip University
Philip Lemay
Philip Mississippi
Philip Quitman
Could be worse if I grew up in Amherst, New York, where a plurality of street names evoke an idealized colonial New England. Imagine ...
Philip Carriage House
Philip Gaslight
Philip President's Walk
Philip Old Forge
Philip Old Post
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
That sounds like a Canadian Porn Star's name! Eh?
Another Red Green fan?salvation comes through duct tape
KMateja - try shrinking the file size as Dan mentioned, but I had a problem with my firewall. I need to disable it before sending an image.
I grew up on Michael Manor - yes, they named the street for me, even if it was more than a decade before I was born. Still the best choice, though, since the other choices would be University Avenue, Janesville Street, Howard Road, etc.
That would be "Gordy LaSalle." Mom's from Brampton, Dad's from Sherbrooke. Gordy gets paid in Canadian Tire dollars for his tireless work in such films as "Tim Whoreton's," "Debbie Does Dundas," and "The Toronto T****e Commission."El Guapo wrote:
That sounds like a Canadian Porn Star's name! Eh?
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Come on. No one is going to think less of you. Come out of the closet and admit you're really a CANADIAN! The whole Buffalo thing is a ruse. What is your true immigration status?
Are you a refugee from the transborder porn wars Dan (as if that is your real name)?
The other one I've heard is your middle name + your childhood pet's name. In that case, I'm
David Prince
or
David Hombre
or
David Cadbury
...eventually turns to the subject of lesbians (aka Dutch Rugby), porn, drinking, or the wholesale slaughter of felines. Yes- It’s good to be a planner.
This photo was taken somewhere in the blue-pink transition zone - near GIFF and BTurk.
Jo Jones is my stripper name, by your criteria, but I've also heard that it your first pet and first street, so then I would be Tippi Jones. Alas, I don't think I'll get far with either.
As for the jpegs, unlike some of you addicts, I don't have photo shop. Which is probably just as well, because some of you guys need a 12 step to get over your photoshops habits and my addiction to green tea is keeping me busy enough.
I am 86% confident that I am in fact, a man. My fiancee is greatly relieved, although I must admit to having a brief lesbian fantasy before the results were finalized...
I'm either Brian Dunlop or Brian Wembley.
Uh... the Fluffy Dunlop/Wembley possibility disturbs me - maybe I better take the test again.
NHPlanner wrote:
86% ConfidenceMust be the magic number for engaged male planners living in sin to be married this summer. :pTranplanner wrote:
86%
And using the pet/street formula I'm an evern more pornical Trapper Redwood.
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
You may wish to post an invitation here or in the kiosk - Cyburbia schwag might find its way to the weddings! Hint Hint
When my wife and I got hitched - the insert map in the invitations was glorious color on photo stock and was entitled: A blessed union of Geographers - the map supplement.
Don't worry we won't show up drunk AND naked at your receptions.
Pardon this pornical announcement:
If I could choose my own porn name - Harry Tripod
We're actually just sticking a URL in the invitations...directing people to a website with directions and information. I'd post the link...but it isn't finished yet.El Guapo wrote:
You may wish to post an invitation here or in the kiosk - Cyburbia schwag might find its way to the weddings! Hint Hint
When my wife and I got hitched - the insert map in the invitations was glorious color on photo stock and was entitled: A blessed union of Geographers - the map supplement.
Don't worry we won't show up drunk AND naked at your receptions.
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
My porn name?
Bare Carver
How did they know?!
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
let's see Lee (un-named gravel road) or the alternate version Lee Jake.
Not dainty.
Not dainty.
Definitely not dainty.
Yes, that is a woman.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
OK the chick in the orange pants scares me!
D
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Is that the women's lumberjacking contest? Reminds me of a joke about Paul Smith's College in the Adirondacks (where lots and lots of forestry types go)- Paul Smiths - Where the men are men, and so are the women.
Hmm.. let's see...the street's I lived on:
Drew Whitacre. OK
Drew Sylvanwood. Nah!
Drew Royer. Sounds like an anchorman
Drew Slater. I like it!
Drew O'Connell. Ditto. Where's Brittney (O'Connell not Spears)
Drew Douglas. Doesn't do anything for me
Drew Harley. I think I'll go with this one
And they're 80% confident that I'm a man. That's the second time I've fooled a computer program...
Glorious Technicolor, Breath-Taking CinemaScope and Stereophonic Sound!
Ok, this thread has turned away from the 'dainty' question, but as a female planner, I have to give some input!
As I said, I am a female planner. I am engaged to be married this October (to a man), so hence, I am not a lesbian. I shave my legs, paint my nails, wear makeup. I think I am a very friendly and likeable person.
BUT...
I do not wear skirts or dresses to work, and definately no nylons. Wearing girly clothes is not conducive to working outside in the field. I swear like a sailor (only when I have to of course!), and drink beer. Don't smoke for what it's worth, nor fight - I'm a lover
I think it is dangerous to be dainty in a field like this. People (co-workers, developers, public, etc.), try to get everything they can out of you. I try to be very nice, but definately not a pushover.
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