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    Caption Contest - 04 February 2004


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    Rumpy Tuna takes a fall

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    Quote Originally posted by JNL
    Rumpy Tuna takes a fall
    Come on, clearly that's Smokey the Salmon

    -What Dean would do to Kerry, if he had John Edwards pocket pen knife.
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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    Dean changes his name to "Bass-o-Matic" in hopes of drawing the nostalgic 1970's SNL voter

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    Dean awaits the Throbbing Brain of Cyburbia to invent a euphemism relating to killing salmon

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    "Democratic hopeful, Howard Dean, raises a salmon over his head after stunning the fish by shouting the names of states at it."

    OKLAHOMA!!! SOUTH DAKOTA!!! ARIZONA!!!! ARIZONA!!!! ARRRRIIIIZZOOOOONAAA!!!!!
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    "Yes, My campaign is as dead as this FFIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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    EWWW!! Smells like Lieberman. Fishy.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

    Six seasons and a movie!

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    "Deligate. Halibut. Same thing, right?"

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    Dean prematurely declares his running mate: SALMON FOR VEEP!
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    The Phish philisophy gone bad...

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    Accident or Publicity Stunt? Dean exposes naked fish on national television during primary half-time show
    Anyone want to adopt a dog?

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    Taking a cue from Lyndon Johnson, Dean throttles his pet fish to the delight of the media junket.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    fish

    Which is the dead fish?
    WALSTIB

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    Choking the Chicken of the Sea

    all apologies to Jessica Simpson and Jerry Seinfeld

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    In one smooth breathtaking movement, Presidential candidate Dean withdraws the salmon 'Excalibur' from its block of ice, signifying that by Divine Right he should be King....
    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. -- Jack Handy

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    Seriously short of campaign funds, Dean tries to anger PETA to whip up a new media frenzy.

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    fish

    Due to funding problems Dean launches with his "scaled back" campaign.
    WALSTIB

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    Dean makes an example of the corporate giant Halibut-on for their overcharges in Irag service contracts

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    I'm not clever enough to come up with a headline of my own, but I think bunyabashi wins this round!

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    ...withdraws the salmon 'Excalibur' from its block of ice, signifying that by Divine Right he should be King....
    But Dean can't wield supreme executive power because of some fish
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    After a rousing game of "smiles" with the locals, Dean notices the media have snuck onto the scene and whips a salmon from beneath the table, exclaming, "Ha ha! Fooled all of you! It's not a young campaign worker... It's just a fish!



    (If you don't know what "smiles" is... well, I ain't getting into it.)
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    [QUOTE=Mastiff]After a rousing game of "smiles" with the locals, Dean notices the media have snuck onto the scene and whips a salmon from beneath the table, exclaming, "Ha ha! Fooled all of you! It's not a young campaign worker... It's just a fish!


    But it's a salmon, not a sucker.
    WALSTIB

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    Dean Travels to N. Dakota...Blah...blah..all the way to Washington by magic flying fish.
    She has been a bad girl, she is like a chemical, though you try and stop it she is like a narcotic.

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    After another disheartening showing at the polls, Howard Dean takes a part-time job to get busfare to his next primary loss.

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