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    Caption Contest - 27 February 2004



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    "So, do I kiss better than Madonna. Oh, wait.. You're not Britney."

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    Simultaneous thought

    Let's just Eskimo kiss.

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    ***** (in Rosie’s Mind) *****
    “Ok, the shock factor has restarted Madonna’s career, and it is what everyone is doing… and God knows my career is nonexistent right now, so I guess I will give this a shot, and if it does not work, I will try to go back to hosting a kids talk show.”


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    “All the men in Hollywood have shot me done, so here I am, kissing… oh wait marring, **** what the @$#^ oh my GOD, that ROSIE… I need to stop doing all those drugs… oh well at least she is rich!”
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    Adult Film Industry Slumps - Cable News the Culprit for Copious Coverage of Lesbian Lip-Locking

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    The other Potemkin staircase scene.
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    Mr. Rosie O'Donnell kisses her new wife, Mrs. Kelli Carpenter. The couple have registered at Grainger Industrial Supply.
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    observations, more than captions.

    Rosie's flowers appear to be wrapped in a grocery bag. Although that is not the case, they are gay, so it's probably pretty metro do that.

    also, did they need notes? Couldn't they remember their lines?

    Rosie looks disgusted to be kissing her.

    Caption:
    "Rosie and partner weds, no one gives a damn."
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    Mr. Rosie O'Donnell kisses her new wife, Mrs. Kelli Carpenter. The couple have registered at Grainger Industrial Supply.

    and strap.... ahhh.... I mean snap on tools
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    Hillary decides to finally leave Bill after getting a new haircut.
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    In a landmark class action suit, millions of American men sue Rosie O'Donnell for ruining their lesbian fantasies.

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    Rosie: Oh baby, wait'll I get you home... You think these are flowers? Heh... you'll see... what I've got wrapped up in here is gonna make you one happy woman! Oh yeah, oh yeeeah...

    Kelli: Uh, Rosie? This is a publicity stunt, you already paid me... and I'm holding the title to my new BMW.
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    Microphones added because Rosie’s laugh isn’t annoying enough.

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    In Kelli's mind: "Thank you California... it's about time a community property state legalized gay marriage!"

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    10 months later: Rosie O' Donnel divorces her gay partner...

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    Lipstick and Tired Shtick

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    Note that the butch, not the bitch, is holding the flowers.

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    Three hours later Kellie breaks a hip trying to carry her bride over the threshold.

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    Quote Originally posted by Chet
    Three hours later Kellie breaks a hip trying to carry her bride over the threshold.
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's the best one yet!

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