Remember: Work Safe and respectful...
Remember: Work Safe and respectful...
"Just a sec...did you sign the pre-nup?"
"So, do I kiss better than Madonna. Oh, wait.. You're not Britney."
Mmmmmm. You smell like steak!
Let's just Eskimo kiss.
***** (in Rosie’s Mind) *****
“Ok, the shock factor has restarted Madonna’s career, and it is what everyone is doing… and God knows my career is nonexistent right now, so I guess I will give this a shot, and if it does not work, I will try to go back to hosting a kids talk show.”
***** (in Rosie’s Partners Mind) ******
“All the men in Hollywood have shot me done, so here I am, kissing… oh wait marring, **** what the @$#^ oh my GOD, that ROSIE… I need to stop doing all those drugs… oh well at least she is rich!”
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
Adult Film Industry Slumps - Cable News the Culprit for Copious Coverage of Lesbian Lip-Locking
The other Potemkin staircase scene.
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I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
Mr. Rosie O'Donnell kisses her new wife, Mrs. Kelli Carpenter. The couple have registered at Grainger Industrial Supply.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
observations, more than captions.
Rosie's flowers appear to be wrapped in a grocery bag. Although that is not the case, they are gay, so it's probably pretty metro do that.
also, did they need notes? Couldn't they remember their lines?
Rosie looks disgusted to be kissing her.
Caption:
"Rosie and partner weds, no one gives a damn."
Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
Originally posted by Dan
and strap.... ahhh.... I mean snap on tools
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
Hillary decides to finally leave Bill after getting a new haircut.
A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."
Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995
Does this coat make my ass look big?
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home from work early kill people.
In a landmark class action suit, millions of American men sue Rosie O'Donnell for ruining their lesbian fantasies.
Rosie: Oh baby, wait'll I get you home... You think these are flowers? Heh... you'll see... what I've got wrapped up in here is gonna make you one happy woman! Oh yeah, oh yeeeah...
Kelli: Uh, Rosie? This is a publicity stunt, you already paid me... and I'm holding the title to my new BMW.
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
Microphones added because Rosie’s laugh isn’t annoying enough.
In Kelli's mind: "Thank you California... it's about time a community property state legalized gay marriage!"
10 months later: Rosie O' Donnel divorces her gay partner...
Lipstick and Tired Shtick
Note that the butch, not the bitch, is holding the flowers.
Three hours later Kellie breaks a hip trying to carry her bride over the threshold.
" Don't Talk Just Kiss Babe"
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them".
-Isaac Asimov
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's the best one yet!
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