32) Which one of the following applications is LEAST likely to be approved by the Boulder Planning Commission?
A. A methadone clinic for transsexual Tibetan heroin addicts.
B. A prototype "Amsterdam-style" coffeehouse.
C. Design review for the Boulder Womyn's Center Valerie Solanis annex.
D. A PCS panel mounted inside a church steeple.
104) A developer wants to build a 20,000 square foot office building on a 10,000 square foot lot. There will be six off street parking spaces, and the first floor will be occupied by a health clinic specializing in pre-natal care. The front door is 300 feet from a bus stop, and 15% landscaping coverage of the lot is required. Sign regulations permit 1.25 square foot of building signage for each linear foot of wall. What is the FAR?
C. I'm from Canada, and we use meters, eh?
D. Radburn, New Jersey.
54) What's my zoning?
A. What's your address?
B. What's your parcel ID number?
C. What's your legal description?
D. Uhh, this is the HOUSTON Planning Department ...
25) What are the typical colors found on a zoning map?
A. Red=residential, blue=commercial, green=industrial
B. Yellow=residential, red=commercial, grey=industrial
C. Green=residential, yellow=commercial, red=industrial
D. Might as well paint it all red, damnit ... y'all a bunch of damn Communists.
3) What is the ideal hairstyle for a planner?
A. A power cut, to establish rapport with developer's representatives at the office.
B. Cornrows, to establish rapport with low income citizens in minority communities.
C. A mullet, to establish rapport with general contractors in the field.
D. It's all moot, because you'll lose all your hair after a couple of years of this.