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    Cyburbian el Guapo's avatar
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    Caption Contest - 04 March 04



    He is rich as hell, almost the President of the United States and yet John Kerry still can't escape his Picked last in Gym past.

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    Non-PC caption to follow:

    Kerry has a post-traumatic stress Veitnam flashback to the time he held the severed head of a dog the villagers where eating at the time he burned their village to the ground.
    Last edited by mendelman; 04 Mar 2004 at 1:25 PM.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    The Minnesota Vikings announce the signing of John Kerry in their receiving line up. Packer fans rejoice.

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    And the story goes....

    As I hiked little johnny up like this his diaper began to leak all down my arm.
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    Kerry loses the election because people that catch like sissies can’t be good leaders.

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    Quote Originally posted by Chet
    The Minnesota Vikings announce the signing of John Kerry in their receiving line up. Packer fans rejoice.
    How dare you speak that way about my Vikings.

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    AHHHHHHHH

    BROTHERS AND SISTERS, SOOOMMMMEBODY GIVE ME AN AMEN!!! I here hold… I hold the truth… I hold the future… I hold the ticket to making the world better for all… AMEN Democratic Party, AMEN snufalupigus, AMEN WHITE HOUSE….

    As my friend Mr. Dean once said… THIS NOVEMBER WE WILL TAKE MICHIGAN, WE WILL TAKE KASAS, WE WILL TAKE UTAH, AND WE WILL TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE….. AHHHHHHH

    And I will hold it right here in my hands, with the future, truth, and the better world!!!
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    Just to keep things bi-partisan . . .


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    Kerry shows off his best moves from Mime School. This particular bit is called "Getting Something Heavy From The Fridge".

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    Why do the ladies love Democrats?















    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    It looks like my Virtual Voodoo Doll really works!

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    slightly off topic but...

    Robert Stanfield, who died late last year, is often referred to as the greatest Prime Minister Canada never had. He is well known from this picture.



    The caption reads:
    Progressive Conservative leader Robert Stanfield grimaces as he drops a football on May 30, 1974, during an election campaign appearance in North Bay, Ont. The famous picture played a role in the Conservatives' loss to the Liberals. The picture became famous because Mr. Stanfield had caught pass after pass before fumbling this one. The image was used to make the Tory leader appear incompetent. Photo: Doug Ball/CP files

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    His nickname comes back to haunt him...John "Butterfingers" Kerry.
    A person who strives is one who thrives. It's GREAT to be THE KING!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    Why do the ladies love Democrats?
    Hilarity!

    In that Lewinski picture, her expression makes it look like she might be indeed referring to Bill.

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    A stunning upset in the Rock, Scissors, Paper finals as Sen. Kerry unluckily flashes paper instead of rock.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    Why do the ladies love Democrats?
















    "It was this Big."

    "No it was that Big"

    "No, I tell you it was this big."

    "Let me tell you that it's this big."

    "Wait a sec it was....."

    and the argument continues...
    "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them".
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    Quote Originally posted by BiteMeElmo
    Kerry shows off his best moves from Mime School. This particular bit is called "Getting Something Heavy From The Fridge".
    LOL.

    By the power vested in me by not slacking for the last few days - I declare BiteMeElmo the winner.

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