I just got back from our Kansas State APA Chapter meeting where I had the pleasure of meeting my first set of hard-core communist farmers. These gents were working on developing the crops that farmers is the future would plant after the current economic model falls and the worker’s paradise fills the vacuum. Yes indeed, I paid good money to listen to a lecture on the evils of the current system from a botanist and a soil scientist who may someday provide me or my offspring with a meat-free diet of wholesome grains while we enjoy the benefits of a worker’s paradise. In the new model, people will farm small tracts of land with renewable energy sources like donkeys, and oxen while their urban brethren live in towers and work in the people’s production facilities. Perhaps someday my progeny will adore the Great Leader like those currently lucky enough to live in Pyongyang.
The program, as printed on the agenda, was entitled “Natural Systems Agriculture – Learn how farming is becoming natural – Presented by the Land Institute (http://www.landinstitute.org)” Instead of the technical details of sustainable farming we were subjected to a diatribe on the evils of capitalism and how the system will someday collapse and a new equality will emerge. The Young Pioneers could not have been more effective presenting the same material.
I will now seek to destroy APA from within. Others of a like nature please contact me so we can form action cells throghout the world. Let the counterrevolutionary actions begin.