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    Cyburbian Habanero's avatar
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    Guess what I saw at the doctor's office today

    LMFAO-

    Doctors are giving bendable, magnetic yardsticks out to Cialis patients.

    You'd think they just needed a ruler!
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    I don't get it.

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    That's hilarious. Did you get one? I personally like the AFLAC ducks the HR gets.

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    Quote Originally posted by Budgie
    That's hilarious. Did you get one? I personally like the AFLAC ducks the HR gets.
    No, I just got to play with the big floppy yardstick. :-0 o

    (Cialis is the newest Viagra type drug)
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Quote Originally posted by ebeech121
    I don't get it.
    This will help.

    http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp

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    Yardsticks huh... that must be some kind of wonder drug.

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    Magnetic???

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    I just needed an excuse to post this image.

    Those living in areas that cannot recieve broadcast television from the United States, unfortunately, won't understand.
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    Oh Duh me!!! I knew what Cialis was, it didn't click at first I guess.

    I'm even taking Sexuality and Society. We've dicussed the social construction of Viagra and Cialis (although the tv ads for Cialis are much improved from Viagra*)

    *Topic for another day or thread!

    Thanks for the heads-up!

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan


    I just needed an excuse to post this image.

    Uber White Guy!!! hahahaha

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    Quote Originally posted by Seabishop
    Magnetic???
    It was funny, it was a big floppy yardstick unless it got near metal and then it was rigid.. I think it's a learning tool of some sort.
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    I just needed an excuse to post this image.
    LMAO!! “New spring of confidence.” Great Image.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    White males are the only fair game left in PCAmerica. Imagine if Cialis had used an African American in this guys place...
    On pitching to Stan Musial:
    "Once he timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy."
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    Quote Originally posted by ebeech121
    Thanks for the heads-up!
    Heh, heh, heh ... Hey, Butthead she said "heads-up! .... heh, heh, heh.

    Yeah, that was coooool !!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Gedunker
    White males are the only fair game left in PCAmerica. Imagine if Cialis had used an African American in this guys place...
    Yeah, my husband makes that point all the time. Shall we start a "White Males are People Too" campaign? (And, no, I am not ragging on you. I think it is a valid point.)

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    Quote Originally posted by Gedunker
    White males are the only fair game left in PCAmerica. Imagine if Cialis had used an African American in this guys place...
    Sorry, we just don't have those kinds of problems.

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    Quote Originally posted by Budgie
    Heh, heh, heh ... Hey, Butthead she said "heads-up! .... heh, heh, heh.

    Yeah, that was coooool !!!!


    haha

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    Quote Originally posted by Habanero
    It was funny, it was a big floppy yardstick unless it got near metal and then it was rigid.. I think it's a learning tool of some sort.
    LMAO!

    We have a running joke at work about the commercial with the guy throwing the football thru the tire.

    It takes the heat off all those feminine product ads that guys used to complain about!

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    Quote Originally posted by pete-rock
    Sorry, we just don't have those kinds of problems.
    True, Pete, True.

    Yet, Smiling Bob has me wondering if I can make a good thing even better. Does anyone have clue if it works or not? What does the FDA state about its effectiveness. Is a pediatric version available? I want to give my children all the advantages Dan, Chet and Giff never had.

    And getting back to those rulers, where do they consider the proper starting point to be? In front of the twins or behind? Measured on top, bottom, side or circumferentialy? Standing, Kneeling or Wasabi? Personally, I prefer the Jeremy Standardized Water Displacement Measure. Volumetric is king of the root measures.

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    Quote Originally posted by el Guapo
    Personally, I prefer the Jeremy Standardized Water Displacement Measure. Volumetric is king of the root measures.
    Just don't use my glass
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
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    Quote Originally posted by biscuit
    Yardsticks huh... that must be some kind of wonder drug.
    Keeping in line with the measures more normally used in medicine, they should have given you a meter stick.

    Mike

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    Quote Originally posted by giff57
    Just don't use my glass
    snarfed water everywhere (and I don't think it's because I'm still at work after a meeting at midnight!).
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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