My secret: I married an Indian woman. Now I am fabulously wealthy. I could buy and sell everyone of you bast*rds and bit*hes if she would only let me have access to the money.
I keep track of my precious bodily fluids. It can cost you if you misplace just one swimmer, for instance in a fertile woman.
Drive cars other people have abandoned.
Don't tithe. Don't even join a religion, cult or service club. They all have hidden fees.
Homemade Kimche - saves on entertainment expenses in so many ways.
Columbia House Record and Tape Club: 12 Cd's for a penny. Then say Manuel Guapo moved two weeks ago when the cops show up. Don't let them in to see your Manalow room!!!!