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    Battery with an alligator

    Here's another weird Florida news story. Imagine telling the cop, he hit me with his alligator.

    http://www.local6.com/news/3540942/detail.html

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    Q. Do they live in a trailer park ?
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    What do people that keep pet alligators in their bathtubs do when it is time to bathe? (I mean aside from this a-hole...)
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    What a country...What a state!!!!!!!
    You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!

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    Quote Originally posted by JNA
    Q. Do they live in a trailer park ?
    Duh. I mean, yes, they do.

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    It looks like Theresa's bald pissed off father of her baby has grown some hair.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Quote Originally posted by donk
    It looks like Theresa's bald pissed off father of her baby....
    Ummm... in Florida,that would be baby's daddy.

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