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    Happy Conspiracy Day!

    In light of all of this government shut down hullabaloo (and because it's Friday and I'm trying to avoid work) I declare today Government Conspiracy Day!

    Did you know: Obama is actually a spy from Kenya, Newt Gingrich is a robot from Neptune, and on December 21st 2012 Al Gore plans on unleashing Skynet?

    Additionally, there are 500 monkeys with typewriters underneath Congress that have drafted every bill since 1980.
    Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

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    I wonder who is behind this....
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    Quote Originally posted by Cardinal View post
    I wonder who is behind this....
    Charlie Sheen. Duh?! Winning!!
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    I heard it was a 1,000 monkeys, but that they use DOS command line computers on word perfect.

    They are trained by special Government Secret Service Agents who have a degree in law and zoology.

    They are a new geneticly superior monkey that can speak english and have an IQ of 137. Should one of the poor monkey's escape, they are hunted down and killed.

    They are well fed though. As many bananas as they want. Though they are forced to watch C-Span 1 and C-Span 2 24 hours a day.
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    On the local side: the county wants to stop growth and the new development standards will halt all development.


    Oh I forgot; Macy's is taking over all small cities in central Cali to run out local small businesses.
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    I was wondering what the black helicopter over my house was doing this morning...

    but wait just a cotton-pickin' minute!...

    ...given there is a government shut down, who was in that helicopter - someone above the government maybe? the new world order?

    Mulder!

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    Who decided that Conspiracy Day should be Happy? Must be the FBI or CIA looking for people who seem too happy.
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    Shouldn't Conspiracy Day be November 22?

    Man, there's a real sweet day coming up in just 12 days, man!
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Man, there's a real sweet day coming up in just 12 days, man!
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    Quote Originally posted by Duke Of Dystopia View post
    I heard it was a 1,000 monkeys, but that they use DOS command line computers on word perfect.
    As long as these monkeys are all wearing visors, constantly smoking, and furiously typing away this is one conspiracy where I can look the other way.
    Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

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