Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home from work early kill people.
"Huh....what was your suggestion for democratically stable politics in Iraq?"
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I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
"If John Ashcroft says this ear of corn is obscene, then by golly, I'm going to have to agree with him."
It's better when cooked.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Yes, I dropped it on the ground before I took a bite, but I observed the 5-second rule.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Kerry did what to this?! (http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13014)
You talkin ta me?!
A BUSHISM
"This my friends, in the future will give us GAS"
"I'm getting a headstart on my new job, which begins in November. You got a problem with that!?! Get your fresh corn here!"
A person who strives is one who thrives. It's GREAT to be THE KING!!!
I'd like to announce my new Vice President, this inanimate ear of corn.
Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
No Theresa, You shove it...
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
"Hey John, I'll plug the hole in your Swift Boat...if ya know what I mean."
"Kernals - for her pleasure."
He told me that it was a proctoscope!
WALSTIB
This stuff around the corn is really silk? You Iowans must all be millionaires!
"I know it's better with a banana... but still, isn't it a great monkey impression?"
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
"Well in Texas we have a game we like to play, and I'm sure they have it here as well. You take this ear of corn here, find yourself a drunk..."
Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often called the 'Now They Tell Us' Law) - Fyfe's First Law of Revision
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. -- George W. Bush , Scranton, PA -- 09/06/2000
"You want me to stick this where?!"
come on, we were all thinking it....
oooh, wait wait, how about:
"And this, my fellow citizens, is why I do not approve of gay marriage."
Shouldn't this be a poll? Which of the two pictured items can run our country better?
o George W. Bush
o Corn
"You see, John, it's not that difficult, now you try doing it."
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