I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
The ends can justify the means.
An adolescent kitty-cat discovers for the first time the pleasure in killing his own kind.
"Now you see me, now you don't. Peek-a-boo!"
A person who strives is one who thrives. It's GREAT to be THE KING!!!
I told you I'd scratch your eyes out!
and the POWER of the LORD is in ME brother, may he HEAL you! *fake southern bible thumper voice*
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
[hair dressers vioce] well... if we feather this, and push this back next to your ears... oh that reminds me of this one I worked on Garfields fur... maybe we can save that story for another time. Do you use conditioner? You have such a nice coat. Oh I am thinking highlights! [/hair dressers voice]
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. Time makes more converts than reason." - Thomas Paine Common Sense.
A sad commentary on race relations. Even in the animal world, the whites try to keep the blacks down.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Make sure your boss is within arms reach, then, during your yearly review, you punch your arms forward just like this. Make sure your claws are out, so you puncture his eyes and they ooze down his face. And as a finisher, rake them down his face so it leaves and interesting scratch/scar marks!
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
Fear Factor: Alergy Sufferer's Final Test of Courage
Two come to mind:
"I told you that licking yourself there would make you go blind"
"Don't look, don't look, there goes Kerry with those damn ears of corn again"
I know, they are both crude. I guess it is just my state of mind at the moment...
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Alright...I adjusted the nose pads, now these glasses should stay in place...
Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often called the 'Now They Tell Us' Law) - Fyfe's First Law of Revision
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. -- George W. Bush , Scranton, PA -- 09/06/2000
Let me wipe those tears and tear everything else away while I am at it.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
".....oh, oh.....big guy has Cyburbia on that screen again. Let me cover your eyes so you don't see all the posts about kittens. Don't look......"
Extreme Feline Make Over on Animal Planet: The moment before Mrs. Clarinda see's her brother Jullian in Boots for the first time.
And then you put on face paint like this. In another few minutes, we will have your white fur completely covered up and you can go mouse hunting in the dark with all the black cats...