"Yes dear, what ever you say... you wear the pants in the family, and I have been a bad, bad, boy."
[thinking] God I hope she does not take away my allowance... Lord knows I can't do anything that will make me any kind of real money. I just can't stand to look at her one more second. [/thinking]
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. Time makes more converts than reason." - Thomas Paine Common Sense.
"You know dear, you could learn a thing or two from Hillary......"
Forechecking is overrated.
1 - "Honey, Shut the F### Up!"
2 - Conjoined Liberals
3 - If anyone asks, tell them you were in Cambodia Christmas 1968 and you clearly remember me being there.
4 - That pre-nup gets ripped up or your ass ain't moving into the White House with me, got it? Good.
5 - So then Teddy said, mind you he has had like twelve Chivas on the rocks by now, Teddy says, "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go either." Now, you must remember, this is during his audience with the Pope. Then when he asked the Holy See to, "pull my finger Pope-boy" well, that was the point where Schummer got real pissy, you know how he is...