Happy Fourth of July to all my American pals. I am very fortunate this morning that my union decided to walk out and allow me to enjoy this beautiful day with you.
However, after meeting with a group of "Evil Canadian Scientists" (see El Guapo's latest poll) I have decided that maybe it is time to advance the next stage of the "Canadian Conspiracy" (great movie BTW) and consider the next move.
I'm thinking a full frontal assault with donuts, back bacon, and beer on Disney World might be a good idea. Or we could airdrop thousands of toques over Florida.