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    Cyburbian Dragon's avatar
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    Caption Contest 8/27/04

    Give this one a try.
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    The first ever birth of a full-grown, martial arts Olympian.

    or

    "Ahhhhhhhhh............I don't need to see that!!!!
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    Taiwanese competitor utilitzes the little-known "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Banana Peel" offense.
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop
    Taiwanese competitor utilitzes the little-known "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Banana Peel" offense.
    Otterpop,

    You......are.....awesome!
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

    Six seasons and a movie!

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    This photo just released by the International Olympic Committee shows how a positively charged RED crotch attracts the negatively charged BLUE crotch in the - new for 2004 - Olympic Demonstration Sport of High Voltage Genitalia Rubbing. Just seconds after this photo was taken a 300 amp surge of electrons jumped between the special underwear of these Olympians scortching both twigs and berries.

    As part of this sport called H.V.G.R. by its contestants, the contestants create a large electrical charge in their genital region by vigorously rubbing live kittens, which are either covered in amber or satin, against their nether-regions. The satin produces a negative charge while the amber creates a positive crotch charge. When their respective charges build up to near 0.1 Farad the contestants attempt to manuever their crotch near the other's crotch or head to allow their own charge to singe the hair off of their opponent’s special purpose or noggin. So far only the United States and Tajikistan have managed to field teams.

    Note: ESPN 8 - the Ocho - is showing last years HVGR finals held in Helsinki at 8:00 pm EST.

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    eG, you are one funny, twisted individual. I can relate.
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    Off-topic:
    Thank G*d RT didn't find any images of the Brazilian women's beach volleyball victory celebration.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan
    Off-topic:
    Thank G*d RT didn't find any images of the Brazilian women's beach volleyball victory celebration.
    Yeah, but I did find the U.S. one. :-P

    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


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