Now that half the male population of Cyburbia is tuned in, it's time I 'fessed up about Miss Universe, Jennifer Hawkins.
Jennifer's home town is right here - where I live and work. Today my employer is assisting in the perpetuation of the patriarchial, objectification of women in society by hosting a civic reception for Miss Hawkins. There willl be special security, it is invitation only and I'm sure the vegimite sandwiches and lamingtons will be laid on deluxe. So to Donk, Dan, Cardinal, Michaelskis, Budgie, Rumpy etc. I will try to get close enough to pose for a picture and resist the temptation to ask whether she would like to meet one of my internet friends in the US.
By the way - JH had a problem during a fashion show yesterday - she stepped on her skirt while walking off stage and managed to rip the thing completely off. I've tried to google a picture of her butt in g'string bouncing off stage but its not on the net yet. It was all over the local TV this AM though.