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    Caption contest: 12 September 2004



    I pledge allegence ... to last night's dinner! Mmmmmm!
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...and in the president's case, that's as far as he got.
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    I've gotta get that infection from my bellybotton ring taken care of.

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    I'm so scared, my heart is in my stomach

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    W, "I pledge allegiance to…. bean burritos…..oye….

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit…
    The more you eat the more you toot…
    The more you toot the better you feel…
    So eat some beans with every meal…"


    Laura, “George…wrong song”!!

    W, “oh, sorry babe”...

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    I hope no one notices that I farted.
    You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!

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    Darn they started the pledge before I could get my fly shut, maybe no one will notice if I stand really still and I hold my jacket shut.
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    Oh gee... I think I just swallowed my heart.

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    "Oh god.. if the media sees this mayonnaise stain, it's all over."

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    ok...no caption...but is Laura Bush the only one who is doing it right in the pic??? What's with Napolean...and the double cross????
    "Yeehaw!" is not a foreign policy

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    Laura . o O (George needs an anatomy lesson)

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    (pat) (pat) (pat) Thinking to himself: "Yep, right here under my jacket is my sweet Kimber .480 Magnum Combat Express with a custom trigger and laser sights. It is the most powerful handgun on earth and will blow your head clean off. Well, Osama...do you feel lucky? Well punk...do ya?"

    Laura "George (elbow nudge) pay attention."

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    To show respect, W placed his hand half way between his heart, and Bill Clintons heart.
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    "If I put my hand on my boobie Michael Powell might fine me for being 'indecent.' . . .


    . . . I said boobie!"

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    I know I should have learned this in kindergarten, but where is my heart again Laura?

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    "I hope they play "The Star Spangled Banner." That Alicia Keyes wrote a purty tune."
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    "No, we're not gonna cancel the election because of terrorism. I swear. Cross my heart. Errrr......cross my stomach......errrrrr......where the he@@ is Condoleeza?"
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    If I was in a wittier mood, I might post something about W having "morning wood" or maybe that he is "well hung," but that frown on Miz W's face suggests something else along the lines of "frustration" or not being able to "get it up."

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    BURP... I think I just threw a WMD :-P

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    Ugh, being around these middle-classers makes me feel like being sick.

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    George searches his body for his heart, to place his hand upon it, before forgetting that he doesn't have one.

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