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    Cyburbian Richmond Jake's avatar
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    Help RJ write his obituary

    "Born to ___ and ____ _____ on December 15, 1956 and died on ____. He is survived by his loving wife ZG, sons A (B), N (S), step-son C, his sister L, his brother T, grandchildren N and P, and nephews R, C. He was preceded in death by his father, mother, and brother D.

    RJ was a graduate of Sonoma State University with a degree in Environmental Studies and Planning and worked professionally as a land use planner for _____ County CA, _____ CA, _____ CA, ____ County ID, and ________ County FL.

    RJ was a member of the American Planning Association, the American Planning Association Florida Chapter, the American Institute of Certificated Planners, and Cyburbia. Cybubia is an on-line group of pretentiousness asses. But it was fun. He was among the top post-padders.

    Over the years, RJ met numerous members of Cyburbia in real life and later found them to be rapists, thieves, convicts, hoodlums, pedophiles, perverts, ne'er–do–wells, and malcontents. RJ was not impressed. Sad. RJ blames the Obama Administration.

    In lieu of flowers, please donate generously to your local animal rescue mission or animal shelter."

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    Cybubia is an on-line group of pretentious asses
    Only some might be but I haven't figured out who yet ?

    found them to be rapists, thieves, convicts, hoodlums, pedophiles, perverts, ne'er–do–wells, and malcontents.
    Malcontents (thwarted ambition) just maybe but not those other character assassinations.

    You should say poor working stiffs just trying to support one another through drink, bad humor, and the very rare meaningful insight.

    In lieu of flowers, please donate generously to your local animal rescue mission or animal shelter."
    Almost expected you to say - In lieu of flowers, don't drink wine out of a box and always root for the SF Giants !

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    Rj found time to enjoy wine, hot tubs, and hot waxes. He was a fan of pedicures and bottled blondes. His favorite weapons were satirical soliloquies, broken wine bottles and hot pokers. He will be poorly missed.
    what is the purpose within
    if not to reach the cluBBe
    herein it remains contained
    let the journey of the words begin

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    RJ was bicoastal. Not bipolar, well maybe, but definitely bicoastal. He loved Florida and California so much that he would rather just piss on the rest of the country, unless there was a there. In fact, on his flights between coasts he made sure to use the airplane bathroom right in the middle in hopes that a blue meteor would be found by some poor unsuspecting Kansas farmer.
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    "Born to a Sharecropper and a Con Artist on December 15, 1956 and died at the age of 107 on February 7th 2064. Missing his legs from a bizarre gardening accident since the age of 66, he is survived by his loving wife Zoe Grymkowski (60 years his junior), sons Antwan Beauregard, Nelson Stetson, step-son Carlos Ramirez, his sister Lucille, his brother Tiberious. His grandchildren Norbert and Philomena, and nephews Rodney and Cym. He was preceded in death by his father (1896-1978), mother (1920-2002), and brother Darryl (1942-2035).

    RJ was a 1979 graduate of Sonoma State University with a degree in Environmental Studies and Planning and worked professionally as a land use planner for Los Angeles County CA, Riverside County CA, Santa Monica, CA, Kootenai County ID, and Broward County FL.

    RJ was a member of the American Planning Association, the American Planning Association Florida Chapter, the American Institute of Certificated Planners, and Cyburbia. Cybubia is an on-line group of pretentiousness asses. But it was fun. He was among the top post-padders.

    Over the years, RJ met numerous members of Cyburbia in real life and later found them to be rapists, thieves, convicts, dirty punks, hoodlums, ravers, pedophiles, perverts, ne'er–do–wells, and malcontents. RJ was not impressed. Sad. RJ blames the Obama Administration.

    In lieu of flowers, please donate generously to your local animal rescue mission or animal shelter."

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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    RJ was bicoastal. Not bipolar, well maybe, but definitely bicoastal. .
    You could shorten that by just saying he was bi.
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    The only obit he deserves:



    RJ left too early. Therefore coining the term RJing.
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    The only obit he deserves:



    RJ left too early. Therefore coining the term RJing.
    Haha! That was going to be my suggestion.
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Hmm

    On the tombstone:

    RJ AICP
    “The way of acquiescence leads to moral and spiritual suicide. The way of violence leads to bitterness in the survivors and brutality in the destroyers. But, the way of non-violence leads to redemption and the creation of the beloved community.”
    Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
    - See more at: http://www.thekingcenter.org/king-ph....r7W02j3S.dpuf

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