Stop the presses, we better get Johnny Cochran in here to defend this bear for slander and defamation of characterIt's a tale of man against nature. A paralyzed man in Aspen, Colorado, lay helplessly in bed for two hours while a black bear known as "Fat Albert" went through his kitchen breaking dishes and looking for a tasty snack.
A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."
Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995
Does this guy not have a phone to call someone?????
The next afternoon??? they found him a sleep in the dining room WTF????
OK bear enters home once shame on bear, bear enters home half a dozen times you deserve to loose your chocolate.
It is all a matter of perspective!!!
First beer, then a submarine and now chocolate! It's a conspiracy I tell you!
<Bill Cosby Voice> HEY HEY HEY
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
I am thinking that the world is going to be taken over by the Bears... They ride our bikes, drink our beer, play with our subs, now they eat our chocolate and sleep in our homes... Smokey you and your friends are going down.
Next Valentines Day we should make sure that the Teddy Bears and the Chocolates are kept separate for safety reasons.