I checked the Cyburbia archives. There are a lot of "recipe" threads, so I figured, why not start another one (1), kinda prepping for the upcoming 2004 Thanksgiving holiday.
BEAR'S TURKEY STUFFING (This is so easy and so tasty and so unhealthy!)
Put all this when completed in a BIG turkey and the remains in a big baking pan and cook 'em both.
Grab them inards (giblets) from the inside of that turkey. Slice into teeny-tiny pieces and throw 'em in a pan that has about six (6) slabs of margarine simmering.
Add in a bunch of cut-up fresh celery, fresh mushrooms, fresh green pepper, fresh onions. Sprinkle on a liberal dose of black pepper. Simmer cook all this stuff while you go for the break-bread-up activity.
Couple loafs of bread: Any kind such as white, wheat, potato. Break that bread into a bunch of small pieces. Throw into a BIG pan.
This is THE KEY: Get yourself a jar of chicken boullion. Boil some water.
In a GIANT glass, mix a whole lot of the boullion with the water.
Throw everything except the boullion into the pan with the bread. Slowly add some of the boullion. Stir it all real good.
THIS IS THE OTHER KEY: Start to generously sprinkle on sage. Stir it in. Taste it. It will probably need more sage and probably need more of the mixed boullion liquid. Keep adding both till it meets your needs.
Bear Weighing In At 875 Pounds