Best answer yet in my book!Originally posted by mendelman
Yes, yes, and yes. But they have to change out of their women's clothing once they get to work, because they line in an all female only apartment building.
It was George.
Best answer yet in my book!Yes, yes, and yes. But they have to change out of their women's clothing once they get to work, because they line in an all female only apartment building.
It was George.
That's you?!?!?! I'll be thinking about you at work tomorrow as I take aim.
A urinal screen that my company made a few years ago haad Osama Bin Laden's picture on it, REALLY giving us men something to aim for. The screen was pictured in Sports Illustrated in an issue about the Olympics and our country's participation in same.
We have had some unusual requests, including a target with a bull's eye (which we have done), a mirrored-surface (so those who want to see what they have to offer), and.....this really did get on the market.....a screen that had this written on it: "Hey, Shorty!".
Bear Measuring Up
Occupy Cyburbia!
I read lots of time travel books and am convined that it is possible. Have you seen the movie "Time Bandits"? Portals to other time zones...yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Einstein.
You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!
At what age are we really supposed to act "grown up"??
42 (of course!)
if rocks turn into sand, then what does sand turn in to? I guess rocks again.... but, does it do anything in its thousands of years life span??
computer chips and breast implants
crap. I'm behind the curve.
Silt. opps, need ten characters.
i like my answer better
I'd bet an R. Kelly Signature-Series Urinal Screen would do well in the clubsA urinal screen that my company made a few years ago haad Osama Bin Laden's picture on it, REALLY giving us men something to aim for. The screen was pictured in Sports Illustrated in an issue about the Olympics and our country's participation in same.
We have had some unusual requests, including a target with a bull's eye (which we have done), a mirrored-surface (so those who want to see what they have to offer
Bear Measuring Up
How about a urinal screen that has a little airplane propeller that the golden stream of fun could turn? I'd drink more beer if that was waiting for me at my local pub! If you make a million off of that idea I want one.
Wouldnt that splish on the chinos? Try explaining that to the staff meeting....
There are plenty of characters here in Cyburbiaskistan to chose from.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Other than the splashing problem, this is a great idea. You could design it to splash downward. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......................$$$$
Our screens are marketed as splash-proof. We have them designed with tiny little ridges (bubbles) in the flat surfaces between all the drain holes. These ridges help deflect the "golden stream" away from the "standee".
Bear Standard
Occupy Cyburbia!
The propeller could be on the outside... The stream has to hit the hole, which turns the little mini turbine, spinning the prop. That would be something!
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
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My questions: Why do people like to pretend they're somebody they're not and do whatever they can to hide their true identity?
Why do chicks try to follow ridiculous and unhealthy models to try to fit in wrong social models?
Why can't people apreciate silence and enjoy it?
1.People try to pretend they're someone who they are not because they are unhappy with who they are and are trying to gain acceptance by acting how they think other people want them to.
2. Chicks follow ridiculous and unhealthy models because they are unhappy with themselves and are trying to gain acceptance by acting how they think other people want them to.
3. People can't appreciate silence because it forces them to be alone with their thoughts and can contemplate the fact they are unhappy with themselves.
Ok, probably not the only answer, but I think it explores what all three questions have in common.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
1. Because its "there" at a convenient location near you.
2. Because its relatively cheap.
3. Because of their widespread location there is a cultural consensus that the chain is good. There wouldn't be so many Burger Kings if they weren't good right?
4. Because you see hundreds of commercials and signs for any given fast food restaurant every week.
5. Because in some locations you don't have any other options.
6. When its fresh, mass produced fried crap can be yummy, even if unhealthy.
then after silt, clay. (aiken)
Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
Why is Andy Rooney still alive. And is he still on the air?
Do Maister & michaelskis carpool to work, and if so, does the duck ride in the front passenger seat and michaelskis in the back?Hey man, I just noticed you guys are mocking me and Mskis. You are making sport of us. You are laughing at our expense. Humiliating us before our peers. Bearing false witness. Painting an ugly portrait. Uttering defamatory remarks. .
I can feel your guilt and anguish.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
It only took 2 years and 2 months to figure that out.
"A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"
this reminded me: someone told me once that the shoes hanging over the phone line across a street meant that a kid just became a dope dealer/distributor/user - but i think i might have been drunk at the time since it was at one of famous pre-children kegfests many years ago - lol
okay that was dumb...
Which begs the questions has our usually bright and observant member Maister fallen behind the curve? And whatever happened to the duck?It only took 2 years and 2 months to figure that out.
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