Being a defensive back and seeing Jerome Bettis break through the line.
Being a defensive back and seeing Jerome Bettis break through the line.
WALSTIB
Could be worse -- could be Elaine BettisOriginally posted by Tom R
Waking up and realizing that my ex-wife is not my ex-wife -- SHE'S MY WIFE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She could play center on my team any time.
WALSTIB
Isn't it Elaine BENES?
JOE ILIFF
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Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
Dave Ramsey
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Who cares.
WALSTIB
Evidently your worst nightmare isn't being incorrect in a cyburbia post (at least one in the FAC).
JOE ILIFF
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Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
Dave Ramsey
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
My ex-, a.k.a. Dickhead, getting my checking/savings account info.
my worst nightmare is all too real: an on-going battle with a mildew problem.
The Dolphins beating the Patriots on Monday Night after the dumbest play I've ever seen from Tom Brady.
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
Ha ha this is off the subject but I am wondering what other kinds of names the ex's get?? Mine has one that I am unable to say here but it is the only way I address him anymore and anyone who knows me knows his alias
My worst dream time night mare usually involves me Mortal Kombat style fighting someone.
My worst nightmare (aside from anything happening to my baby) that could actually happen is what happened to that poor pregnant woman in Minn. How unbelievably god awful.
That was a pretty damn good Jake Plummer impersonation though.
I guess it just means we're going to Pittsburgh to beat the Steelers now. I'm not worried.
You might want to start 'cause the nightmare is about to come true.
Nightmares... that's what selective memory deletes man! Gotta love it!
Now my worst nightmare would be to wake up in a closed coffin and hearing the dirt hit the top and not being able to get out.
I get that all the time... although I'm not Afghani for your comfort
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My worst nightmare is that my ex-boyfriend (a psychotic Afghani) will find me and kill me. No lie. I take extra comfort being in a different country than him, and truly hope that he has been kicked out of the US... I sometimes do Internet searches and check the FBI files to see if he turns up on a Most Wanted list. It's sad when the people you like when you first meet them turn into the most horrible monsters once you get to know them.
Oh yeah, and this is both a figurative and literal nightmare (since it's something I dread and something I have true nightmares about).
My biggest nightmare would be waking up in my old hosue and having to go to my old job. Good thing my life has improved sooo much.
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....
Hitler's sister.
WALSTIB
HA HA!!! That is funny, I have seen RJ call his the "adultress", mine should be the same but I call him "fknts" for lack of anything better...it has stuck though and thats what all of my friends call him when having to reference him for anything
My ex is "affectionately" known as Superbitch around me and my family. Planner Groupie's ex is simply sh*thead.HA HA!!! That is funny, I have seen RJ call his the "adultress", mine should be the same but I call him "fknts" for lack of anything better...it has stuck though and thats what all of my friends call him when having to reference him for anything
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
BWA HA HA HA.
.....BWA HA HA HA
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On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
The mysterious "they" find my "permanent record" and determine that I need to go back to high school for some courses I should have completed. This has been a recurring nightmare at least 5 times now. High school sucked!
Adrift in a sea of beige
In your bathroom rightmy worst nightmare is all too real: an on-going battle with a mildew problem.
I wish it were only in my bathroom. Two and half years ago, when I was away for two months at GIS school, the toilet in the bathroom above us overflowed. That started a bad mildew problem. I also had a very large bedroom set, that looked a German bettzimmer shrank (sorry, I don't think there is a way to say that in English and it was a hand-me-down from my German-born sister who lived the early part of her life in Germany). Anyway, it was about 11 feet wide and you really couldn't move it around. It interfered with airflow in the bedroom and, eventually, we ended up with mildew on the backside of some of the furniture. The central headboard piece is still out on my back patio and will likely be trashed. I took the end pieces and stuck them in my office as bookcases because they were not so damaged as to be unsalvageable, and I threw away the mattress and boxspring about a year ago. There have been other places the mildew spread to and it is the rainy season here. I threw away more furniture just a few days ago. I and my oldest son have serious respiratory problems and I have been highly allergic to the dust/ mold/ mildew/ whatever this crap is and it just isn't worth it to try to deconaminate some things. At the rate I am going, when my husband finally leaves, I may be moving 2 kids, 3 computers, some clothes and a few blankets.In your bathroom rightBut at least it will be the easiest move I ever made.
I left out a lot of details. I don't think you REALLY want to know. I sometimes wonder if I could get the health department involved. Some of it is the fault of the apartment management, who didn't deal properly with the bathroom the first two times we brought it up. Now it seems the bathroom is incurable. I have had fantasies of burning the apartment to the ground, the way the Jews dealt with mold in biblical times (or so I hear).
Toxic mold is a problem in the Central Texas area as well. I'm convinced that we have it above our shower (where the A/C overflow used to drip) because we've both had a lot of respiratory problems lately. I even had my first asthma attack in 10 years this last weekI wish it were only in my bathroom. Two and half years ago, when I was away for two months at GIS school, the toilet in the bathroom above us overflowed. That started a bad mildew problem. I also had a very large bedroom set, that looked a German bettzimmer shrank (sorry, I don't think there is a way to say that in English and it was a hand-me-down from my German-born sister who lived the early part of her life in Germany). Anyway, it was about 11 feet wide and you really couldn't move it around. It interfered with airflow in the bedroom and, eventually, we ended up with mildew on the backside of some of the furniture. The central headboard piece is still out on my back patio and will likely be trashed. I took the end pieces and stuck them in my office as bookcases because they were not so damaged as to be unsalvageable, and I threw away the mattress and boxspring about a year ago. There have been other places the mildew spread to and it is the rainy season here. I threw away more furniture just a few days ago. I and my oldest son have serious respiratory problems and I have been highly allergic to the dust/ mold/ mildew/ whatever this crap is and it just isn't worth it to try to deconaminate some things. At the rate I am going, when my husband finally leaves, I may be moving 2 kids, 3 computers, some clothes and a few blankets.
I left out a lot of details. I don't think you REALLY want to know. I sometimes wonder if I could get the health department involved. Some of it is the fault of the apartment management, who didn't deal properly with the bathroom the first two times we brought it up. Now it seems the bathroom is incurable. I have had fantasies of burning the apartment to the ground, the way the Jews dealt with mold in biblical times (or so I hear).I didn't think I was even affected by asthma anymore, especially with all the exercising I do. We've brought it up to the management at our apartment complex but they, of course, have done nothing about it and probably won't.
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