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    Cyburbian Budgie's avatar
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    What would Ms. Wonderful Say?

    AIB Queen B's domestic prowess.



    Here's the 14 phrases the Ms. Wonderful doll says,

    1. You're right, we don't need directions, maybe you'll find a short cut.

    2. A new reversible drill, oh honey it's just what I needed!

    3. Are you sure it's ok to wash this shirt? You've only worn it for a couple of days.

    4. Don't worry about taking out the trash, I can use the excercise.

    5. I really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up, it makes it easier to clean.

    6. Don't feel bad honey, I forgot it was our anniversary too!

    7. You don't need a glass, just go ahead and drink right out of the carton.

    8. You're going out tonight with the boys? You've worked so hard... Enjoy yourself!

    9. Oh.. Your watching a ballgame. Just stay right there on the couch and I'll whip up some snacks.

    10. Your new secretary is cute! I bet she's smart too!

    11. I'll finish cleaning out the garage honey, your friends are waiting for you to play golf.

    12. As long as you are comfortable dear no one will care what you wear, it's just family.

    13. My friends think your HOT isn't that cool!

    14. Is there anything else I can get you dear?

    I'm sure the Throbbing Brian can come up with a few more.
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    Coincidently I heard the Mr. Wonderful doll for the first time today. It says
    1. Aww, can't your mother stay another week?
    2. The ballgame really isn't that important. I'd rather spend time with you.
    3. Let's just cuddle tonight.
    4. Actually, I'm not sure which way to go. I'll stop here and ask for directions.
    5. Here, you take the remote. As long as I'm with you I don't care what we watch.
    6. You know, Honey, why don't you relax and let me make dinner tonight?

    I'm sure we could come up with more.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister
    Coincidently I heard the Mr. Wonderful doll for the first time today. It says
    1. Aww, can't your mother stay another week?
    2. The ballgame really isn't that important. I'd rather spend time with you.
    3. Let's just cuddle tonight.
    4. Actually, I'm not sure which way to go. I'll stop here and ask for directions.
    5. Here, you take the remote. As long as I'm with you I don't care what we watch.
    6. You know, Honey, why don't you relax and let me make dinner tonight?

    I'm sure we could come up with more.
    We gave one of those to our City Secretary since she is ALWAYS complaining about her husband (and gets mad when us guys at work defend him).

    "Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

    - Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)

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    Perfect Planner's spouse:

    1. I could listen to you talk about the consolidated plan for hours!
    2. I agree! We shouldn't shop at that store due to its poor design.
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    More Perfect Planner:
    1. Sure, honey, we can detour 4 hours to see that New Urbanist develoment you've been talking about.
    2. Late meeting again? No problem, I'll just leave the Crock-Pot on.
    3. Would you like me to iron your blue shirts and khakis for the week?
    4. You're so cute when you get mad at billboards!
    I don't dream. I plan.

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    Quote Originally posted by boiker
    Perfect Planner's spouse:

    1. I could listen to you talk about the consolidated plan for hours!
    2. I agree! We shouldn't shop at that store due to its poor design.
    3. You know, all those signs are nothing more than visual clutter.
    4. Preservation is so important I'm going to dedicate my dowry so we can rehabilitate a dilapidated historic house. And I won't ever complain about how long it's taking you. (I mean "us".)
    5. I love when it you say "SOB"s
    6. Here, let me bring you a martini: I know you've had a hard day writing meeting minutes.
    Je suis Charlie

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    Honey, could you please repeat the definitions of "Specified Anatomical Areas" and "Specified Sexual Activities" for me again.
    "And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy

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    Hey I told you not to get me in trouble for this...

    King B bought one of these for a friend and it has been quite a hoot.

    Me, I am no Ms. Wonderful but I have heard King B say a few things like Mr. Wonderful.
    "Honey you just stay in bed, let me get your coffee, matter of fact let me just cook you breakfast."
    "I will stop here and get directions."
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    -Wake up, dummy I'm not real!
    -Sucks doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally posted by Queen B
    "I will stop here and get directions."
    He should be forced to immediately turn in his husband card.


    My Ms. Wonderful says....
    "Your right, Lifetime does suck. Why don't we just watch the History Channel, Comedy Central and Cartoon Network from here on out?"

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    6. Don't feel bad honey, I forgot it was our anniversary too!

    This actually happened to us just before our last anniversary.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    Mr. Wonderful:

    "See, honey, I'm cutting up my Home Depot and Bass Pro Shop credit cards. And I got you one from Macy's!"

    "I didn't need help at Victoria's Secret. I know your sizes by heart."

    "Here, honey, you take the remote."

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    Quote Originally posted by mendelman
    6. Don't feel bad honey, I forgot it was our anniversary too!

    This actually happened to us just before our last anniversary.
    That's funny. My husband used to forget my birthday but not our anniversary....until this year. Well, maybe he didn't forget it but he didn't mention it and I didn't realize it until the following day and then felt very relieved. The previous couple of anniversaries were very awkward because we had agreed to divorce but were not in a position to file. So I feel pretty "unmarried" at the moment and it is nice.

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    "Here honey use this $20 at the strip club while you are out with the boys."

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