Here it is! Now through Thursday August 8th, post your planning or cyburbia haikus. On August 9th I'll draft a poll and we'll vote for the winner (prize to be announced at a latter date).
Place your title in the Subject line and Haiku in the message box. Remember to use the syllabic 5-7-5 format!
Log on Plannergirl
Talk Latex and PVC
Now Get Back to Work
I am so happy
I love haiku you know, eh?
Cool contest bturk
log on, sip coffee
damn cyburbia again
coffee out my nose
Thanks to El Guapo
MarryTheresa was here
I wet my chinos
El Guapo, the man
Master of the photoshop
I bow in humbleness
Die Commie Planner
Rezone me R-6
I want a duplex
It is nine o'clock
I am ready to go home
Is it Friday yet
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
- Homer Simpson
Letter in the mail
AICP results are in
What do I get now?
"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
- Homer Simpson
The Hot Psycho Guy
Will He find a 10 - K bride?
I wish we could know...
My friend El Guapo
Haiku is five-seven-five
When will you learn it
Over Objections
I secretly email Rob
Giving love advice
ok, seriously just dribbled coffee down my chin onto my sassy yellow shirt. thanks bturk.
I know 5-7-5. These are just the raw material. Sort of establishing a copyright for the themes. I'll edit them later.
I actual have work to do today. Perhaps I should only post finished product? humm...
Are you sure you work in the private sector?
(I received a poor mark in Haiku back at the childrens vegan learning collective in Bekeley. I did get an A in aggression and fasioning weapons out of children's toys though...)
procrastination
thy name is meeting minutes
wednesdays are wasted
Dan, Dan, he's our guy
Ruler of Cyburbia
Must wonder sometimes...
Dan, Dan, he's our man
lovelorn florida planner
Spare those kittens please
Plannergirl dresses up
Latex, PVC and thongs
male planners tremble
oh jezzzz!
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"
Rants with much venom
scorning planners who goof off
get a life, mudbug
Sorry, I posted this originally in the wrong spot.
Landscape
who finds this normal
many dead cars in the front yard
rednecks and white trash
Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....
Religious land uses
The scourge of NHPlanner
God will forgive you
**snaps fingers in beatnik approval**
Planner girl is hot
oh so her avatar shows
push up braws kick a#$
code enforcement sucks
some people are so stupid
makes me want to die
Thanks Brian....Originally posted by bturk
Religious land uses
The scourge of NHPlanner
God will forgive you
The public hearings are in 2 weeks.
And you've inspired me...
I do not hate god
buddah, mohammed, or christ
LET THIS PROJECT END!
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
PVC Planner
My loyalties are canine
Pass the baby oil
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
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