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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    First Annual Cyburbia Haiku Contest

    Here it is! Now through Thursday August 8th, post your planning or cyburbia haikus. On August 9th I'll draft a poll and we'll vote for the winner (prize to be announced at a latter date).

    Place your title in the Subject line and Haiku in the message box. Remember to use the syllabic 5-7-5 format!

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    RUN KITTY RUN

    Log on Plannergirl

    Talk Latex and PVC

    Now Get Back to Work

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    Awesome

    I am so happy
    I love haiku you know, eh?
    Cool contest bturk

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    The pleasure and Pain of Cyburbia Haiku

    log on, sip coffee
    damn cyburbia again
    coffee out my nose

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    Aye Carumba

    Thanks to El Guapo

    MarryTheresa was here

    I wet my chinos

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    Ode to El Guapo

    El Guapo, the man
    Master of the photoshop
    I bow in humbleness

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    Die Commie Planner

    Die Commie Planner

    Rezone me R-6

    I want a duplex

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    Work Sucks

    It is nine o'clock
    I am ready to go home
    Is it Friday yet
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    AICP

    Letter in the mail
    AICP results are in
    What do I get now?
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    Hot Psycho Guy

    The Hot Psycho Guy

    Will He find a 10 - K bride?

    I wish we could know...

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    Its the Syllables

    My friend El Guapo

    Haiku is five-seven-five

    When will you learn it

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    El Guapo to KMateja

    Over Objections

    I secretly email Rob

    Giving love advice

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    ok, seriously just dribbled coffee down my chin onto my sassy yellow shirt. thanks bturk.

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    5-7-5?

    I know 5-7-5. These are just the raw material. Sort of establishing a copyright for the themes. I'll edit them later.

    I actual have work to do today. Perhaps I should only post finished product? humm...

    Are you sure you work in the private sector?

    (I received a poor mark in Haiku back at the childrens vegan learning collective in Bekeley. I did get an A in aggression and fasioning weapons out of children's toys though...)

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    procrastination
    thy name is meeting minutes
    wednesdays are wasted

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    Ode to Dan

    Dan, Dan, he's our guy
    Ruler of Cyburbia
    Must wonder sometimes...

    Dan, Dan, he's our man
    lovelorn florida planner
    Spare those kittens please

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    Ode to Plannergirl

    Plannergirl dresses up
    Latex, PVC and thongs
    male planners tremble

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    oh jezzzz!
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    Mudbug doesn't play here anymore

    Rants with much venom
    scorning planners who goof off
    get a life, mudbug

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    Landscape

    Sorry, I posted this originally in the wrong spot.


    Landscape

    who finds this normal
    many dead cars in the front yard
    rednecks and white trash
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Holy Land

    Religious land uses

    The scourge of NHPlanner

    God will forgive you

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    Re: Mudbug doesn't play here anymore

    **snaps fingers in beatnik approval**

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    Planner girl is hot
    oh so her avatar shows
    push up braws kick a#$

    code enforcement sucks
    some people are so stupid
    makes me want to die

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    Re: Holy Land

    Originally posted by bturk
    Religious land uses

    The scourge of NHPlanner

    God will forgive you
    Thanks Brian....

    The public hearings are in 2 weeks.

    And you've inspired me...

    I do not hate god
    buddah, mohammed, or christ
    LET THIS PROJECT END!
    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    Ode to kittens.

    PVC Planner
    My loyalties are canine
    Pass the baby oil
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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