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    Forums Administrator & Gallery Moderator NHPlanner's avatar
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    The "agreement"

    I have been there Tran
    Was told to wait 'til married
    she made it 3 weeks
    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    maudit anglais
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    August thirty-first
    Three-and-a-bit weeks hence now
    Crap! The end is nigh!

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    reason d'entre

    reward for posting:
    gets the haiku off my mind
    forget the CD

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    The way things work

    The suits talk the talk
    Make big development plans
    Planners should play along

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    attitude

    In the next two weeks
    I might not get much work done
    busy with resume
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Re: Ode to Tea (honestly!)

    Originally posted by Tranplanner
    Hot. Sweet. Tasty. Brown.
    Like sweet nectar on my tongue
    You are my mistress
    You sure about that???? LOL
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Fantasy Football

    The N.O. Hot GRITS
    Best team in Cyburbia
    Victory is ours!
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Re: Re: Ode to Tea (honestly!)

    Originally posted by Planderella


    You sure about that???? LOL
    I'll never tell

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    Planderella's Lament

    Her fancy is great
    But do not reciprocate
    If you have a wife

    Misleading her gets
    No thong viewing for you, but
    A kick in the grits

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    Tranplanner-

    In need of a fix?
    BTurk has told us before
    Lubriderm is GOD
    When Jesus said "love your enemies", he probably didn't mean kill them.

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    time for your dosage
    ex-girlfriend back in denver
    no i'm not bitter
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Re: Planderella's Lament

    Originally posted by Tranplanner
    Her fancy is great
    But do not reciprocate
    If you have a wife

    Misleading her gets
    No thong viewing for you, but
    A kick in the grits
    Planderella likes
    Planderella likes a lot
    Nothing left to say
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Civil Engineering 101

    Civil Engineering 101

    Planning by the pipe
    You should always remember
    That sh*t flows downhill
    Last edited by donk; 07 Aug 2002 at 12:58 PM.
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Wastewater Treatment Plant

    Originally posted by donk
    Civil Engineering 101

    Planning by the pipe
    You should always remember that
    That sh*t flows downhill
    Wastewater first rule
    Don't clean fingernails with teeth
    Sh*t flow is second
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    foreign affairs

    we reach out with smiles
    "foreign accents are wanted"
    don't question our Prez

    it's rough at the top
    we must make the tough choices
    elsewhere heads will roll

    we have all the toys
    and we're not afraid to use them
    since they're all children
    Last edited by adaptor; 08 Aug 2002 at 10:17 AM.

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    Religion and Politics

    Thick skins are required
    To ask a pointed question
    And hear a response

    Please, question our Prez
    But don't be offended when
    Answered with passion

    It shouldn't surprise
    Here, it's called "Freedom of Speech"
    It's rough-and-tumble
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    drug house problems isn't zoning

    i told this lady
    you can't have a gravel drive
    she got mad at me

    she complained about
    all the drug houses near hers
    why isn't that fixed?

    Zoning Department
    doesn't enforce drug houses
    police are supposed to.

    So fix your problem
    and then i'll leave you alone
    i'll tell cops of drugs
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    That is no drug house
    Residents will all agree
    It is a crack home

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    Dog Days of August

    No Council Meetings
    In this eighth month of the year
    Big sigh of relief

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    Progress Delayed

    Life in our office...

    Comp. Plan inertia
    Where the hell did my boss go?
    Time to bug Danie!

    (You can ask her for details)

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    Dave! You've been conspicuously absent lately.

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    dave has been quiet here
    busy running bets about the boss
    anyone seen the boss?

    yha it sucks but its true!
    Last edited by PlannerGirl; 08 Aug 2002 at 4:37 PM.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO- HOO what a ride!'"

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    To KMateja

    I frequently lurk
    Not ever posting per se
    fear massive flame fests

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