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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Ode to Dan

    Administrator

    Dan makes all this possible

    Dont throw in the towel

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    One step lower

    I have potty thoughts

    Take them out at Cyburbia

    Work is better now

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    My Kitty Haiku

    Okay... since everyone else is doing one...

    Kittens become 'listed'
    Free-range cat preserve set up
    Rangers scoop litter

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    Kelly's Kitten Haiku

    Rob looks so puzzled
    "Too tired? I should kill kittens?"
    What the hell's THAT mean

    Must not tell husband
    of Cyburban addiction
    I'd be so busted

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    Camaro

    Unregistered car

    Why for sale in right of way?

    I wil get you towed

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    Psycho Guy Part 2

    Wheres my bride to be

    Discover you by Cyber

    Kill you in your sleep

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    Deuteronomy 23:1

    we don't have a church
    we just have a prayer group
    meet our attorney

    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Re: Kelly's Kitten Haiku

    Originally posted by KMateja
    Rob looks so puzzled
    "Too tired? I should kill kittens?"
    What the hell's THAT mean

    Must not tell husband
    of Cyburban addiction
    I'd be so busted
    I've actually used that line with my wife once. She said she was tired....I said not to worry about it....I'd just kill some kittens instead.

    Her reply was priceless (she'd read the kitten threads)..."That's nice hon, I did that last night while you were at your planning board meeting."

    She knows of my addiction, and has actually laughed along with some of our more twisted threads.
    "Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund

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    latex clad vixen
    to help keep pet pop in check
    please share your photo
    Too lazy to beat myself up for being to lazy to beat myself up for being too lazy to... well you get the point....

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    Close shop already

    Fireworks Vendor

    Your wares light up the night sky

    Please go away till July

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    Basketball Standard

    On my side lot line

    Dribble bounce dribble bounce bouce

    You ain't Iverson

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    Red Pencil

    I review your plan
    is anything left under
    my thousand changes?
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Is the Price Right?

    PlannerGirl's rep spreads

    Bob Barker seeks new hostess

    Will she join his cause?

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    Too much time at Cyburbia

    Pale geek stares blankly
    Cursor dances on PC screen
    Blinky Blinky blink
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Dirty Apartments
    They will lower the value
    of my mobile home.



    ORC EAR FAR and FLUM
    BANANA NIMBY LULU
    It's another world.

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    Match game

    Smoking in my bed

    Landlord will evict us all

    And I'm not insured

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    Phone messages.

    I'm back from lunch hour
    Chair full of pink paper slips
    Eh. They can call back.

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    108th Congress/NoVA Planner

    Promise PlannerGirl...
    Don't date any congressmen
    till Condit goes home!
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    DPW Truck

    My trusty vehicle

    Painted orange with Logo

    Where else would I lean?

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    For Dan's "That town next door"

    OH! You Nextel Phones
    How I hate the number three
    Stay out of my town!

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    Zoned Suburban Residential

    Moved here for the view

    Ruined by my neighbors crap

    Government must help

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    For Kmateja

    Home's not child-beating
    state of South Carolina.
    New York - culture shock!
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    MMSD (SE Wisconsin Specific Haiku)

    Poo down the sewer
    Bypass sewerage district
    right into the lake
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    MMSD Responds to jtfortin

    Not right into Lake

    It is partially treated

    We call it "blending"

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    For George and El Feo and all the Clemson Alum....

    Fans sing Tiger Rag
    C-L-E-M-S-Ooooooooo-N
    So drunk at tailgate

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