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    Ode to bTurk

    bTurk, you big goof
    Your thread has halted all work
    too busy laughing

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    Square Peg, Round Hole (or 1st time home builder)

    We bought our dream home

    Needs variance to fit lot

    All city plannerís fault
    "Dear Prudence...won't you open up your eyes? "

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    Looking for HOT GRITS

    Planderella? Hello?

    Absent from the Haiku Thread

    We miss you dearly

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    Another Clemson Haiku

    Thursday. Esso Club.
    Drunk...can't remember major
    ...oh, yeah...it's planning
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Ode to the SuperModerators

    Like the Justice league
    Streaking through the planning boards
    we edit your swears

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    Ode to Planderella

    we plead for hot grits
    show us your lacy thong now
    Pretty pretty please

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    Good Ole South Fla.

    section one-o-eight
    across the street from all those
    million dollar homes

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    Re: Looking for HOT GRITS

    Originally posted by bturk
    Planderella? Hello?

    Absent from the Haiku Thread

    We miss you dearly
    Planderella was
    Stuck in meetings all morning
    Now she's free to play
    (for the rest of the day )
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Yet another Clemson Haiku

    Landscape Arch. Students,
    With your pencils and models
    Oh how we hate you!

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    Acropolis Grill
    I serve gyros to drunkards.
    I'm grad student poor.

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    Ode to KMateja

    good little planner
    sitting in her cube all day
    think she is working?

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    Still Grad Student Poor

    Ah, ramen noodles -
    cheap tepid broth that prevents
    emaciation.

    I was so naive
    to think I'd do better as
    a working planner.

    I was better off
    when I was an art major.
    Just how sad is that?
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Southern Love

    Hot G.R.I.T.S. love Hot B.R.I.T.S.
    Nextels, 3's, Mullets and Cheese
    Sticky Wet Wild Breeze
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    Ode to Realtors

    But the realtor said
    I could build a garage there
    Call the planner first

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    El Feo - I salute you!

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    Separated at Birth

    Dear KMateja,
    Are you really twin sister
    to Ashleigh Banfield?
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Re: Yet another Clemson Haiku

    Originally posted by KMateja
    Landscape Arch. Students,
    With your pencils and models
    Oh how we hate you!
    *cough*
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Dale

    Good old number 3
    Hit a wall is history
    Mullet heads will mourn

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    Ok, to specify why i hated the landscap arch students: it really boils down to just one event, if we over look my rampant jealousy at their creativeness. There was an incidence that involved over-imbibing at a tailgate, me being dumped in the planner's lounge by my companions and the L.A.'s called the cops just because i crawled into and passed out on the floor of the women's bathroom. and this is the very abbreviated version of the story.

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    I'm outta here

    Tranplanner must go
    The suburbs are calling him
    Wishes he could stay

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    I'm done with Haiku
    Too much work is left to do
    I must bid adieu

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    Now see!

    Originally posted by KMateja
    Ok, to specify why i hated the landscap arch students: it really boils down to just one event, if we over look my rampant jealousy at their creativeness. There was an incidence that involved over-imbibing at a tailgate, me being dumped in the planner's lounge by my companions and the L.A.'s called the cops just because i crawled into and passed out on the floor of the women's bathroom. and this is the very abbreviated version of the story.
    All LA students are NOT like that... Holding a B.LArch for U of A, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the guys in my class would have abused you while you were out cold, and never even think to call the cops.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Originally posted by giff57
    I'm done with Haiku
    Too much work is left to do
    I must bid adieu
    Code terminator
    Must learn that multi-tasking
    Is an essential
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    un-named mattress store
    balloon "giant" on the roof
    take that bastard down
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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    Occupancy Inspection?

    Building Inspector.

    I am not the Anti-Christ.

    I'll do it in time...

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