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    Genius of Bturk

    This thread must not die!
    We all must beat it senseless
    for seven days more.
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Outside of Las Cruces, zoned R-1M

    it's a tradition
    it's a part of our culture
    what are you, racist?

    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Originally posted by KMateja
    Ok, to specify why i hated the landscap arch students: it really boils down to just one event, if we over look my rampant jealousy at their creativeness. There was an incidence that involved over-imbibing at a tailgate, me being dumped in the planner's lounge by my companions and the L.A.'s called the cops just because i crawled into and passed out on the floor of the women's bathroom. and this is the very abbreviated version of the story.
    that's not a haiku
    i learned it in the third grade
    back to school with you
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Originally posted by Dan
    it's a tradition
    it's a part of our culture
    what are you, racist?

    "Pluck Me Pluck Me Please!"
    Pluck Me Out of Misery!"
    Said the hurting cocks
    "A witty woman is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power!"

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    I. S. Department
    Wondering why I'm online
    Wasted tax money
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    working outside ruined everything

    i hate inspections
    It was ninety five today
    I shall perish soon
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Lamentations from the Mountain Time Zone

    Last hour of work. SIGH.
    East Coasters: entertain me!
    Come back and post soon.

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    Originally posted by Planderella
    Said the hurting cocks
    [hijack]

    Hehehehe ... hehe ...hehehehe ...



    [/hijack]
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Hehehe... that made me laugh. Thank you Dan for entertaining me one last time today... I can go home now!

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    Late entry

    Different time zone
    Always a workday behind
    Very disruptive
    Glorious Technicolor, Breath-Taking CinemaScope and Stereophonic Sound!

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    1331 Zulu

    It's Greenwich Mean Time
    For Journeymouse - his boredom
    Starts five hours early
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Ode to Friday

    So Glad its friday
    Can I have a beer at noon?
    No? Then six more hours.....

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    Fridays in August

    The train was empty
    All the Boston lawyers gone
    For three-day weekends
    "The fanatical Muslims despise America because it's all lapdancing and gay porn; the secular Europeans despise America because it's all born-again Christians hung up on abortion; the anti-Semites despise America because it's controlled by Jews. Too Jewish, too Christian, too Godless, America is also too isolationist, except when it's too imperialist." -- Mark Steyn

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    Amarillo lollypops

    welcome to texas
    where everything is bigger
    look! there's a dennys
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Milliseconds count!

    no! we need room
    three ladder trucks abreast here
    says the engineer
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Is it quitting time yet?

    Another Friday
    The weekend seems very close
    but so far away

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    The next Thread

    You think you can rhyme?

    Something about Nantucket?

    Wait for Limericks!

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    She yells "Go To Hell....
    You Comi Planner butt munch!"
    Pick on someone else.

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    Rio Linda

    that car ain't no junk
    it's an authentic classic
    get off my land, commie!
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Stuck in Traffic

    I could be home now
    If all these other morons
    Would just take the bus

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    Feeling special

    Originally posted by donk
    latex clad vixen
    to help keep pet pop in check
    please share your photo
    mine mine mine mine mine
    you can't see it! nya nya nya!
    top or bottom? hmmmm ....
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    LIES LIES LIES

    Cellular Tower

    One Hundred Ninety Nine Feet

    Or it wont serve you

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    Road Rage

    Six lanes are a must!
    Traffic always grows and grows!
    The model don't lie!

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    Communication
    Antennas for your city
    everywhere you go.

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    We Don't Need No Stinking Plan Commisison

    Changes are minor
    Don't send us to the P.C.
    We start work today
    "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

    - Homer Simpson

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