Headline in my fair city's newspaper: _____ set to host 'Girls'
"Lock up your sister: One day you might see her naked in late-night commercials.
The Girls Gone Wild Rocks America tour is coming to _______.
We want to go to places where girls are going wild. It's pointless for us to show up at a church meeting."
"Once you get some ladies drunk, it's hard to stop them.""
At least it's on 'that' other side of town.