1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.):The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating.The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Conprehensive Plan The preparation a prisoner makes to escape from jail.
6. Clusterphobia The irrational fear of small lots.