No no no-- not the musical. Let's talk hair color, whether natural or "enhanced" by Miss Clairol or Grecian Formula for men. In your experience with the opposite sex, what has been your preference (or success rate). I've always failed terribly at dating blonde men. Seems that the brunettes with moustaches keep popping into my life.
Blondes: Have more fun
Brunettes: Yeah baby!
Redhead: Light my fire you little spitfire!
Gray: Aged like a fine wine. No need for color enhancement.
None: Bald. Sleek. Love it.
Other: You're gonna have to define this one!