I'd like to discuss an important issue that faces many of us, but first I would like to advise you all to be respectful of other people's views and try to reign in our anger or intolerance.
Growing up in my house, we would color eggs the night before, put them in a basket. While we were asleep the Easter Bunny would hide the eggs and fill the basket with candy. Mrs. Maister, it seems, grew up with the tradition of coloring eggs but the Bunny didn't hide eggs - he hid the candy.
Given the seriousness and scope of this inexplicable paradox in Bunny behavior, it is best we open a reasoned dialogue (mods shut it down if things start getting personal!) about his unseen actions by recounting our own understanding of this phenomenon. How best to account for these procedural differences? Is there some connection between fancy hats, Jesus, rabbits and hens?