Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.
"Hello can a shake your ti.... I mean hand"
You doctor did a wonderful job.
Sad thing is that it is not a Joke. A guy in my class was there.Originally posted by Wanigas?
*note: he was no a WMU student...
Caption: No really I am also a doctor, and I think that I need to do an breast exam.
The most foolish thing one can do this fall is to vote for Clinton or Trump. Wake up, get out of the matrix, and send a message to the political establishment that you won't play their game.
Tune In Tokyo!
Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often called the 'Now They Tell Us' Law) - Fyfe's First Law of Revision
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. -- George W. Bush , Scranton, PA -- 09/06/2000
ha..ha..that's always been my "funny bone", Mr. Prime Minister.
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
The ends can justify the means.
The informal greetings between Cyburbians at the Jacksonville alefest.
Turn and cough, please
Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
"The Grope Hug Official Cyburbian Laefest Greeting is Demonstrated for Educational Purposes".Originally posted by RichmondJake
Ha ha I just snarfed water on my monitor!! ROTFLMAO !Originally posted by Joe Iliff
I TOLD you the left one was larger than the right!
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
[April Foolery] Duke, can you quit repeating our private conversations here?? [/April Foolery]Originally posted by Duke Of Dystopia
The PM experiments with the new interactive pleasure doll: "Look George, her mouth opens when I turn it to the right!"
(apologies if too distasteful)
"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)
Completely tasteless and you should be fined for saying it.Originally posted by Suburb Repairman
But I also think we have a Winner.
After seeing the pink background at his favorite slacker site, he runs down the hall, stops at the first person he sees, and yells, "If I adjust these knobs can I make it go back to a normal background color?"
Hah! Happy april's fools day!