A recent news event (and a subsequent thread post) discussed Pat Buchanan being doused with salad dressing. This Bear is not sure of the significance of the salad dressing.....but.....let's put our creative throbbing brians together and pick out a few more people who should be "assaulted", and for what reason and with what "medium". (All in good fun, of course.)
Bill Clinton should have stain remover thrown on him.
Some would say that lie detector paper should be thrown on President Bush.
Brittney Spears probably needs a gross of condoms thrown on her.
Of course, Andy Warhol would have received the contents of a can of tomato soup.
You can throw money $$ at this Bear for coming up with inane threads. Keeps you on your toes.