Why would you call her that? Is she French?Originally posted by noj
I used to call my ex after the capital of the province of Punjab in Pakistan.
Not really, but I couldn’t resist the rather crap joke
I've never come up with bad nicknames for ex-girlfriends. Although my wife has on occasion referred to my last ex as "Wildebeest." What a sweet girl...
For the purposes of the joke, yesWhy would you call her that? Is she French?
On the night of a birthday bonfire por moi, I coined the nickname of Jafar (think Disney's Aladdin) for an ex and it has stuck with her. Sucker.
Current SO is nicknamed "Big D." (don't ask!)
Ex husband: The lying, cheating egomaniac from hell.
I call her 'The Blonde' - its easier than 'That selfish, stepping out, controlling, never satisfied b!+ch'
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
My ex is named Jack. 'Nuff said...
My ex is just forgotten. Since we parted ways he moved back to the Middle East and called me the day before I graduated from grad school to say congratulations. Since then, nothing. I'm cool with that.
My partner's ex is La Puta Loca. Unfortunately for us she recently immigrated from the Dominican Republic and lives about 30 minutes away. She told my partner via that she was offended that we haven't invited her over for lunch since she arrived. His response was "What part of you are not welcome in this house do you not understand?"
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
One advantage I have - no ex's to worry about, forget, remember or pay for.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I'm still good friends with my last LTR, so I don't have any mean names for her. However, for a while, my ringtone for her was a klaxon. She gave me a lot of shit about it.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
The un-wife.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
After the break-up, I called my previous SO what's-his-nuts. My mom - who really liked the guy - was offended, so I used you know, that guy for a while, but it didn't have the same punch.
After meeting and committing to my hubby, the ex simply became my previous boyfriend, and his name.
Last I heard (and it's been a long while!), he referred to me as the b*tch who dumped me. Now that he's married with a baby, maybe he's calmed down a bit.
"We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011
Really, no bad names. After enough years and distance, the anger and sense of betrayal have started to fade. I just have some really interesting stories.
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Just remembered from the bumped thread from 1998: around that time, I was dating a voice coach. I call her "The Voice".
I woman I dated for a bit when I first moved to this town is "The Amazon."
My girlfriend in my New Mexico years, who's still one of my dearest friends, is "The Judge" - it's her current job.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Mrs. Bubba refers to my other long(ish)-term GF from college as Ding-Dong.
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"
I am still friends with several of my prior girlfriends. I refer to them as my old girlfriend <insert their name here> Recently, I ran in to, had my then 5 year old daughter with me, and she asked who she was. I told her it was my old girlfriend <insert their name here> that I used to date before I married your mother. She now tells everyone "my daddy used to date old ladies before he married my momma".
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