The family Gedunker awoke to the screech and slam of car on car at 3:00am last night.
The guy managed to total (presumably) my neighbor's Dodge ram pickup truck (the rear axle is 6" out of alignment); my Isuzu rodeo (which now sits in the verge with a flat, smashed in driver's side rear door and leaking fluids); my wife's Honda civic (which is now totally sans it's driver side rear quarter panel and bumbper); and his Chrysler POS. He also caused minor damage to my wife's company vehicle (tire and rim destroyed) and another neighbor's Volvo 240 sedan (rear quarter panel). The boy had to be travelling a good 60mph or more in a posted 30mph. No skid marks until after initial impact.
The cop told us he was whining about wanting the McDonald's in his car because he was hungry. Since he failed the field sobriety test and blew over 0.08, we'll be feeding him breakfast in the county jail. On my tax dollar.
(I just discovered that the U in USB does not really mean universal. I'll try to post pics tomorrow.)