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    2005-04-29 Caption Contest

    Substututing for Bernie Williams at center field is Paris Hilton.
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    Ms Hilton proudly displays her surgically enhanced.........hand.
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    What gigantic hands you have, Ms. Hilton.

    or

    A remnant from Paris' recent tryout for the remaking of the Foo Fighters "My Hero" music video.

    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

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    In disturbing event researchers notices an outbreak in Hollywood of eliphantitus. Among the victims were Paris Hilton, Jay Leno, and Pam Anderson.
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    Quote Originally posted by michaelskis
    Pairs Hilton
    Freudian slip! Freudian slip!

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    Apparantly your palms don't get hairy, but they do get quite large!!

    "Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

    - Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)

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    Paris Hilton arrives after a several weeks of counting her money by hand.
    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
    Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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    Who needs a boob-job when you can get a hand-job?

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    While passing by a five-deep row of photographers, Paris reportedly whined "Oh no, please don't, I so hate to have my picture taken, please stop, No". Her false modesty so offended the photographers that several of them jumped over the barriers and beat her senseless.

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    Quote Originally posted by Wanigas?
    Who needs a boob-job when you can get a hand-job?
    This one wins!!!!

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    "I have told you six times not to stare at my boobs!"

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    "Woa.....back off....these puppies are saved for el gaupo . Uhh, which way is Kansas?"

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    My name is Budgie, and I do not approve of this message............

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    I am really a man, baby!

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    Paris Hilton waves to her adoring fans as she readies herself for this year's Los Angeles-to-Honolulu Hand Paddle Canoe Race.

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    Quote Originally posted by sisterceleste
    This one wins!!!!
    Really?! Thanks!

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