Substututing for Bernie Williams at center field is Paris Hilton.
Substututing for Bernie Williams at center field is Paris Hilton.
Ms Hilton proudly displays her surgically enhanced.........hand.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
What gigantic hands you have, Ms. Hilton.
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A remnant from Paris' recent tryout for the remaking of the Foo Fighters "My Hero" music video.
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
In disturbing event researchers notices an outbreak in Hollywood of eliphantitus. Among the victims were Paris Hilton, Jay Leno, and Pam Anderson.
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When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
Freudian slip! Freudian slip!Originally posted by michaelskis
Apparantly your palms don't get hairy, but they do get quite large!!
"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)
Paris Hilton arrives after a several weeks of counting her money by hand.
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Who needs a boob-job when you can get a hand-job?
While passing by a five-deep row of photographers, Paris reportedly whined "Oh no, please don't, I so hate to have my picture taken, please stop, No". Her false modesty so offended the photographers that several of them jumped over the barriers and beat her senseless.
JOE ILIFF
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Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
Dave Ramsey
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
This one wins!!!!
You darn tootin', I like fig newtons!
"I have told you six times not to stare at my boobs!"
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
"Woa.....back off....these puppies are saved for el gaupo . Uhh, which way is Kansas?"
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
My name is Budgie, and I do not approve of this message............
"And all this terrible change had come about because he had ceased to believe himself and had taken to believing others. " - Leo Tolstoy
I am really a man, baby!
Paris Hilton waves to her adoring fans as she readies herself for this year's Los Angeles-to-Honolulu Hand Paddle Canoe Race.
Really?! Thanks!
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