That's what you hear in the women's bathroom at every Olive Garden in the U.S.Originally posted by ofos
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
That's what you hear in the women's bathroom at every Olive Garden in the U.S.
poor, poor, pitiful me.
I don't know why that popped into my head this morning. I hate you. Linda Ronstadt. Although she was sorta hot looking in her day.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
After a news story on Good Morning America today: "Like a rhinestone cowboy..."
Ack!
Must...learn...to...avoid...viewing...this...thread.
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Driving to the airport the other night, on a dark 2-lane road, looking closely for any wildlife that might bound/run into the road and total RJ's vehicle: "Do-Re-Me-Fa-So-La-Tee-Do" from the Sound of Music. I like the movie, but I'm not so fond of the song. Ugh.
I can ride a bike with no handlebars. No handlebars.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend...
Thanks to the friend who posted a childhood photo of himself that looks a lot like Brandon Cruz, the kid on "The Courtship of Eddie's Father."
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway
You all will hate me for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
Soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur
happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
purr, purr, purr
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
We don't hate you, just question the depths of tackiness.
Last edited by JNA; 21 Jan 2012 at 6:38 PM.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I have no idea why, but I woke up with
blasting though my mind this morning.
(I'm thinking that I might have heard a snip from it on the radio a few days ago...)
Mike
This has been rattling around my head for the past few days so I thought I'd share:
Everyone needs a little Afternoon Delight every once in a while.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78QeQI
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
Mike
reader comment to this story : man flees spiderThe itsy-bitsy spider climbed up into his bed.
Out through the door he ran out of his head.
Crashed through the door got cuts from the glass.
The paramedics arrived and patched up his _____.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
.It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
It is not an annoying song. It is a beautiful song, but I can't get it out of my head right now. It alternates between Al Green and the President singing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AtyaxgtOU
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
In honor of hink's rubberband ball, here's a classic (and I DO mean classic man)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKbADFJOCkU
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Love those suits! Motown meets Cowtown.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Because of the lyrics (purpose of the thread), the suits (as commented on by ofos) or the dance moves ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Not necessarily annoying, but has been stuck in my head for almost a week....
what can I say...I have a weakness for female fronted rock bands.
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?
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