hahahahahahahahahaha! That's great!!! I'm still laughing!Originally posted by zmanPLAN
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hahahahahahahahahaha! That's great!!! I'm still laughing!Originally posted by zmanPLAN
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You all forgot about this horror of a thread. Hah hah.... suffer, my pretty.....
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Rupert Holmes
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read
"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape
repeat chorus twice and fade out
BEAR
Occupy Cyburbia!
Off-topic:
Just a mere mention of Pina Coladas makes me want to ![]()
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I have spent weeks with the Free Credit Report dot com jingle in my head.![]()
The tune for Expedia....dot...com is in my head today...
also: it's the song that never ends, it goes on and on again....anyone with kids knows this one - ack - sorry!
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Despite the sugary pop tune, the lyrics are downright depressing. BwahahahahahahaaaaaaaOriginally posted by Gilbert O'Sullivan
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Can I Touch You...There?- Michael Bolton
Mezmerize- Ja Rule (select verse)
I got a fetish for f*ing you with a skirt on
On a back street in the back seat of a Yukon
whats taking so long?
I'm getting extra impatient waiting for you to tell a ***** to move on
Between me and you we can find each other and flyin abroad in my private G2
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now-Starship.
Do you want to pet my monkey?
She's a brick----house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
AT the Copa, Copa Cabana.
The hottest spot north of Havanna (here)
At the Copa, Copa Cabana
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"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
I dare ya ....................................
“As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
If Viva Las Vegas wasn't bad enough on it's own merits, Viva Viagra has got to be the worst adaptation of a song to commercial use evvvvver.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
You get all squeezed up inside/Like the days were carved in stone/You get all wired up inside/And it's bad to be alone
You can go out, you can take a ride/And when you get out on your own/You get all smoothed out inside/And it's good to be alone
-Peart
Y - M - C - A
A 'so called' friend actually called me this morning and turned his radio up real loud just for me to hear this. I called him an @$$hat.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Nominating a horrible tune from an artist that (except for this monstrosity) did great work.....Chuck Berry.....
"My Ding-A-Ling"
Bear
Occupy Cyburbia!
Gotta be BARNEY!!!!!
BTW, when was your Starland Vocal Band epiphany™????
Mike
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)