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    Cyburbian Mud Princess's avatar
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    Caption Contest 7-8-05

    This pic just BEGS for a good caption...

    Any takers?
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    Quote Originally posted by Mud Princess
    This pic just BEGS for a good caption...

    Any takers?
    "You could really arrange a date for me with Madonna? I'll have to think about that..."

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    Chirac feels the effects of English cuisine.

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    "Where will you be when you diareha kicks in?"
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    At the G8 summit, Bono pleads for more Chiracan aid.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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    Chirac's attempts to blame the dog failed...

    "Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

    - Herman Göring at the Nuremburg trials (thoughts on democracy)

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    Chirac looses the "Show me your OH face" contest during the G8 summit.
    There is no such thing as failure, only learning experiences. However, it is our choice to learn the lesson and change or not.

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    The French Prime Minister show the press how he won "The Which Head of State Can Hold the Most Olives In His Mouth" contest.

    Monica Lewinsky won a contest similar to that on the very same day, but I won't go there!
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    As usual the underpants gnomes strike at a very inopportune time.

    (for those under cultured cyburbians, underpants gnomes are a spot on South Park)

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    "Mon dieu, Monsieur Bono, you smell terrible. And I am French!"
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    1. Chirac whispers - as only a frenchy can - to his interpreter and Bono, "Who is this man? He looks like Pink, but he's claiming to be Bob somebody."

    2. Chirac gets a fax*

    3. "Lance dopes and we all know it."

    4. Its hard to keep a straight face when your "Gerbling" in public.

    5. "**** Bush"










    * Obscure joke punch line - highly modified.

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