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    From the above.

    Dating and Social life
    Dating is never easy for Planners. A normal person will employ various indirect and duplicitous methods to create a false impression of attractiveness. Planners are incapable of placing form above substance. Fortunately, Planners have an ace in the hole.

    They are widely recognised as superior marriage material: intelligent, dependable, frequently employed, honest, and mostly handy around the house. While it's true that many normal people would prefer not to date an Planner, most normal people harbour an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing planned children who will have high-paying jobs to sort out the chaos caused by their parents.

    Despite it being long after losing their virginity, male Planners reach their peak of sexual attractiveness later than 'normal' men; becoming irresistible erotic dynamos in their mid to late forties.

    Female Planners become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death; longer if it's a warm day.

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    Great Site, Tom. I just sent that off to my co-planners.

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